PlanetCrap 6.0!
Front Page (ATOM) • Submission Bin (4) • ArchivesUsersLoginCreate Account
You are currently not logged in.
T O P I C
Would you get cybernetic implants?
July 6th 2006, 00:37 CEST by OwenButler

Would you get cybernetic implants?

To what lengths would you augment yourself with readily available cybernetic implants?

Assume cybernetic implants were affordable, painless and invisible.

Would you get an eye implant that showed you the correct time for the time zone you are in, in a HUD?

Would you get an eye implant that showed a todo list of tasks in your vision which you could create/checkoff using your brain?

Would you get an implant that enhanced your vision or hearing?

Would you get an implant to correct a chemical imbalance in your brain?

Would you get an implant to override your muscle control to drive for you?

Reading Peter F Hamilton's Nights Dawn Trilogy got me to thinking: "How amazing would it be to have cybernetic implants?"

Assuming you could do anything, how far would you go with augmenting your body with computers/technology?  If you have a limit, what is it?  Furthermore, why is that the limit?
C O M M E N T S
Home » Topic: Would you get cybernetic implants?

|«« - Previous Page - Next Page - »»|
#177 by Penguinx
2006-07-07 23:19:02
At least McBain's won't be always disconnecting from IRC and shit, fuck that's annoying.


Heh, I have no patience for lack of respones in IRC.

#178 by Dumdeedum
2006-07-07 23:19:56
http://www.dumdeedum.com
While it's nice that some of you think I would make a good parent, I'm just not so sure.

But I must have read hundreds of your posts online, so who better to judge your fitness for parenthood!

I'd adopt a child of any ethnicity if we adopted. I have wondered -- and this is going to sound weird, maybe -- if we adopted a black child if they'd be picked on more for being the only black child and being of white parents living where we live.

Paint it white.

#179 by lwf
2006-07-07 23:20:31
That's probably why you don't really get the joke. Though your drive-bys are also kind of annoying.

Today Officer Coon, Officer Nigger-hater, and Officer Keep-darky-down were acquitted of all racist charges.
#180 by lwf
2006-07-07 23:21:30
If Ergo can be trusted with The List I'm pretty sure he'd make an excellent father, mayor, or bishop.

Today Officer Coon, Officer Nigger-hater, and Officer Keep-darky-down were acquitted of all racist charges.
#181 by yotsuya
2006-07-07 23:34:15
We males are pretty well programmed against caring for the fruit of some other yob's loins.

WRONG!

"It's only make-believe until it becomes flim-flam."
#182 by Mister Nutty
2006-07-07 23:58:03
He's talking about heterosexual males, yot.

YHBT. YHL. HAND
#183 by Shadarr
2006-07-07 23:58:47
shadarr@yahoo.com http://digital-luddite.com
I'm sure I'd make a fine father.  My decision not to is 100% selfish.  I have better ways to spend my life.

#184 by Warren Marshall
2006-07-08 00:00:50
http://www.wantonhubris.com/
It's not selfish at all.  The world has enough people on it.

Jesus Christ, that is unbelievably retarded! - lwf
#185 by Penguinx
2006-07-08 00:03:54
That's my opinion on the matter, Warren.

#186 by Shadarr
2006-07-08 00:09:15
shadarr@yahoo.com http://digital-luddite.com
The outcome may not be selfish, but my reasoning is.

#187 by yotsuya
2006-07-08 00:09:42
We know you're a fundamentalist he-man human hater, Px.

"It's only make-believe until it becomes flim-flam."
#188 by Mister Nutty
2006-07-08 00:11:41
I'm with Shadarr -- my primary reason for not having kids and maybe never having them is I'm too selfish with my time.  I don't want to shift into a life where my primary goal is someone else's well-being and not my own amusement.

YHBT. YHL. HAND
#189 by jjohnsen
2006-07-08 00:17:31
http://www.johnsenclan.com
Frankly, I'm just a little bit afraid of raising kids. While it's nice that some of you think I would make a good parent, I'm just not so sure. My patience wears out quickly with small children.

How's your wife with small children?  What's great about raising kids with a partner is you don't have to be around them all the time.  We have a pretty good understanding when the other is hitting  aboiling point so we can swoop in and give each other breaks.  And at least for me it becomes alot easier once the kid is 18 month-2 years old.

Actually, the liberalism of the media - as a general thing - IS a major fallacy. What the media is, is a whore.  -LP       Johnsen
#190 by jjohnsen
2006-07-08 00:22:20
http://www.johnsenclan.com
I'm with Shadarr -- my primary reason for not having kids and maybe never having them is I'm too selfish with my time.  I don't want to shift into a life where my primary goal is someone else's well-being and not my own amusement.

I think it's great that you've made this decision, it makes me think you aren't selfish at all.  It would be much worse if you had the kids and then decided you didn't want to devote any time to them.

Actually, the liberalism of the media - as a general thing - IS a major fallacy. What the media is, is a whore.  -LP       Johnsen
#191 by Anonymous
2006-07-08 00:24:01
Ergo, the gene-pool needs you!

#192 by Shadarr
2006-07-08 00:27:23
shadarr@yahoo.com http://digital-luddite.com
I think it's still selfish, or at least openly self-centered.  If I had kids, then I'd have to make sacrifices to raise them well because otherwise I'd be a total dick.  But I wouldn't choose to have kids, because I don't see any benefit to having them.  They're like a high-maintenance girlfriend who doesn't cook, clean or put out.

#193 by Penguinx
2006-07-08 00:39:30
We know you're a fundamentalist he-man human hater, Px.


Yeah. Did I oversell it?

#194 by Neale
2006-07-08 00:44:18
neale@pimurho.co.uk www.pimurho.co.uk
They're like a high-maintenance girlfriend who doesn't cook, clean or put out.


That depends how well you train them.

#195 by CinqO
2006-07-08 00:51:20
That depends how well you train them.

HAHAHAHAHAH. How many kids do you have?
#196 by jjohnsen
2006-07-08 00:55:48
http://www.johnsenclan.com
I plan on having my daghter mowing the lawn by the time she's ten, just like my dad did.

Actually, the liberalism of the media - as a general thing - IS a major fallacy. What the media is, is a whore.  -LP       Johnsen
#197 by Dumdeedum
2006-07-08 01:02:31
http://www.dumdeedum.com
I think it's still selfish, or at least openly self-centered.  If I had kids, then I'd have to make sacrifices to raise them well because otherwise I'd be a total dick.  But I wouldn't choose to have kids, because I don't see any benefit to having them.  They're like a high-maintenance girlfriend who doesn't cook, clean or put out.

Didn't you see that episode of Friends where Joey proves to Phoebe that there are no selfless acts?  That aside, "not having kids is selfish" is only valid if you believe having kids is a duty or the hallmark of Good People.  I figure it's just another one of life's choices, if you want kids then have 'em, if not then don't.

And personally I don't, can't stand the little buggers and prefer to shirk any and all responsibility life may throw at me.  If that fails then I can claim medical reasons, however flimsy they may be.

#198 by Shadarr
2006-07-08 01:15:10
shadarr@yahoo.com http://digital-luddite.com
I claim medical reasons too.  I'm sterile.

#199 by Penguinx
2006-07-08 01:21:50
Yeah. I still get a tear in my eye when I recall the day.

#200 by Shadarr
2006-07-08 01:27:15
shadarr@yahoo.com http://digital-luddite.com
I have fond memories of getting the call to say my sperm count tested zero, but the actual day of the vasectomy sucked.

#201 by Jibble
2006-07-08 01:52:28
Just remember this. My sperm count is through the roof. You'll be leaving the world with more of me and less of you. You evil bastard.

Lady, people aren't chocolates. But you know what they are, mostly? Bastards. Bastard-coated bastards with bastard filling.

Blog. 210 lbs.  30 to go.
#202 by Shadarr
2006-07-08 01:57:18
shadarr@yahoo.com http://digital-luddite.com
My philosophy is simple and covers everything from organ donation to the future genetic make-up of mankind: When I'm dead, fuck all y'all.

#203 by LPMiller
2006-07-08 02:30:29
lpmiller@gotapex.com http://www.gotapex.com
I just....I always wanted kids. From when I was a kid, I always wanted them. I can't imagine not having them.

"Testiculos habet et bene pendentes" — "He has testicles, and they dangle nicely."
#204 by jjohnsen
2006-07-08 02:41:32
http://www.johnsenclan.com
I have fond memories of getting the call to say my sperm count tested zero, but the actual day of the vasectomy sucked.

Did you not here me say I'm having it done in August?!?   nhah, nah, nah, plugging my ears so I can't hear you!

Actually, the liberalism of the media - as a general thing - IS a major fallacy. What the media is, is a whore.  -LP       Johnsen
#205 by Penguinx
2006-07-08 03:18:13
Mine didn't suck other than the fact that the nurse assisting was about a 9 out of 10.

#206 by Shadarr
2006-07-08 03:18:36
shadarr@yahoo.com http://digital-luddite.com
What?  It's like going to the dentist for fillings, you do it because it needs to be done, not because it's a fun thing to do on a Saturday.

#207 by Neale
2006-07-08 11:27:28
neale@pimurho.co.uk www.pimurho.co.uk
HAHAHAHAHAH. How many kids do you have?


Three, actually. Like jjohnsen, I'm having the snip later this year.

#208 by jjohnsen
2006-07-08 14:21:27
http://www.johnsenclan.com
What?  It's like going to the dentist for fillings, you do it because it needs to be done, not because it's a fun thing to do on a Saturday.

That doesn't mean you can't lie for a month and tell me it was a near-painless experience.

Actually, the liberalism of the media - as a general thing - IS a major fallacy. What the media is, is a whore.  -LP       Johnsen
#209 by Warren Marshall
2006-07-08 14:28:31
http://www.wantonhubris.com/
Well, sharp things are going to be interacting with your genitals.  Kind of hard to sell that as painless.

Jesus Christ, that is unbelievably retarded! - lwf
#210 by CinqO
2006-07-08 14:50:48
That doesn't mean you can't lie for a month and tell me it was a near-painless experience.

***** NOT FOR THE SQUEAMISH ********

It's not that bad (unless of course you get an infection). I took a valium beforehand and they give you a local. The surgery took about 10 minutes.The only disturbing part is that you can "feel" the cauterization and the tying of the vas deferens. I was able to have very,very careful sex the next day.
#211 by OwenButler
2006-07-08 14:53:30
http://blog.owenbutler.org/
*wince*
#212 by Matt Perkins
2006-07-08 16:08:27
wizardque@yahoo.com http://whatwouldmattdo.com/
*shudders*


I just....I always wanted kids. From when I was a kid, I always wanted them. I can't imagine not having them.

Yeah, same here. My kids are insane, but probably the coolest people I've ever been around. :)

#213 by gaggle
2006-07-08 17:07:34
Hey! 2nd coolest people thankyouverymuch.

"[The internet is] not a truck. It's a series of tubes."
#214 by LPMiller
2006-07-08 19:04:41
lpmiller@gotapex.com http://www.gotapex.com
not if you are ranking yourself 1.

"Testiculos habet et bene pendentes" — "He has testicles, and they dangle nicely."
#215 by Jibble
2006-07-08 21:58:13
The TV stand is complete. Painting is a bitch and a half, but it turned out fantastic. Can't wait to get the flat screen to put on there.

Lady, people aren't chocolates. But you know what they are, mostly? Bastards. Bastard-coated bastards with bastard filling.

Blog. 210 lbs.  30 to go.
#216 by gaggle
2006-07-08 23:34:03
You gain +1 Crafting.

"[The internet is] not a truck. It's a series of tubes."
#217 by Mister Nutty
2006-07-09 01:27:40
Lets have the paint it black or not debate again!!

YHBT. YHL. HAND
#218 by Matt Perkins
2006-07-09 02:11:41
wizardque@yahoo.com http://whatwouldmattdo.com/
Looks great, Jibble.

#219 by jjohnsen
2006-07-09 02:12:30
http://www.johnsenclan.com
Oooh, nice.  I like it.  I built a couple of workbenches for my garage last weekend and meant to post photos.

Actually, the liberalism of the media - as a general thing - IS a major fallacy. What the media is, is a whore.  -LP       Johnsen
#220 by lwf
2006-07-09 02:22:30
What a small TV.

Today Officer Coon, Officer Nigger-hater, and Officer Keep-darky-down were acquitted of all racist charges.
#221 by wingwalker
2006-07-09 03:51:52
Gosh, I really miss being around here lately. You guys (and girl) really add something to my day. Two jobs in full swing are making it hard to find time for anything other than sleep/eat/work/sleep. I'm leaving on Monday and will be on the road for a straight month and a half. Doing only one job should offer some reprieve.

I love kids but have never wanted any. I remember asking my genecologist about tubal ligation when I was 19. Almost 20 years have past since then and he still harbors dreams that I will one day conceive. Not going to happen but I need not worry as I suspect that I will become barren given a few more years anyways. Just never felt the desire. I must admit that I have never been in a relationship which I considered stable enough to even think about kids. That may have something to do with it.

I would take a pass on the cybernetics. For some reason, I imagine the goverment or big brother or whoever running the whole Sheebang.....slowly corrupting the masses....making us compliant....next thing you know, they own us. Fight it I tell you Fight it!
#222 by Penguinx
2006-07-09 03:54:12
Hack the planet!

#223 by schnee
2006-07-09 03:55:21
david@snowdesign.com http://www.snowdesign.com
Go outside!

#224 by Penguinx
2006-07-09 03:57:22
I was. Just got back from working at the wife's shop all day. Put in flooring, last bit of the drywall, put in the last of the trim, etc. Next is building the countertop.

#225 by wingwalker
2006-07-09 04:04:13
hey Px
you still planning on being in Milwaukee with Caryn and Chunk. Did you guys ever make a firm decision?
#226 by Matt Perkins
2006-07-09 04:09:55
wizardque@yahoo.com http://whatwouldmattdo.com/
UFC...

UFC.

UFC!

C O M M E N T S
Home » Topic: Would you get cybernetic implants?

|«« - Previous Page - Next Page - »»|
P O S T   A   C O M M E N T

You need to be logged in to post a comment here. If you don't have an account yet, you can create one here. Registration is free.
C R A P T A G S
Simple formatting: [b]bold[/b], [i]italic[/i], [u]underline[/u]
Web Links: [url=www.mans.de]Cool Site[/url], [url]www.mans.de[/url]
Email Links: [email=some@email.com]Email me[/email], [email]some@email.com[/email]
Simple formatting: Quoted text: [quote]Yadda yadda[/quote]
Front Page (ATOM) • Submission Bin (4) • ArchivesUsersLoginCreate Account
You are currently not logged in.
There are currently 0 people browsing this site. [Details]