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World Cup 2006
June 9th 2006, 17:37 CEST by m0nty

It's just like the war, except this time everyone invades Germany! Just to keep it all in one place.

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#72 by Mister Nutty
2006-06-11 11:10:14
$4,250... wow!  that'll cover Broussard's daily Burger King bill twice over!

YHBT. YHL. HAND
#73 by gaggle
2006-06-11 11:13:58
NOT IN THE SPORTS THREAD NUTTY!

"the game will be based on famous battles which actually took place in ancient Japan. So here's this giant enemy crab."
#74 by Mister Nutty
2006-06-11 11:21:23
(Note: I realize the number is off in that link because it came from a 10-Q where the numbers reported are in thousands, so its really $4,250,000.  But that ruins the joke, because not even fatass Broussard could eat that much Burger King)

YHBT. YHL. HAND
#75 by Mister Nutty
2006-06-11 11:21:52
Sports thread is officially derailed, feel free to discuss whatever you want in here.

YHBT. YHL. HAND
#76 by bishop
2006-06-11 15:02:15
http://www.darkintellect.com/00FF00/
So in Daggerfall...
#77 by The_Joker
2006-06-11 15:51:27
http://www.jackinworld.com
Holland is a bit weak. Ivoorkust is going to seriously give them trouble.

Joker, Ph.D. Procedural Assholian Behaviour, Pedophilosopher
- All your ass are belong to my wang Jafd. Prepare to are penetration.
"I fart in THX." - Sgt_Hulka

The American government and its supporters suck cock.
#78 by m0nty
2006-06-11 19:24:05
http://tinfinger.blogspot.com
If Cote D'Ivoire and Trinidad & Tobago can make the World Cup, where is Surinam? Oh that's right, they got beaten by Guatemala.
#79 by Dumdeedum
2006-06-11 19:45:08
http://www.dumdeedum.com
Monstercow
Soccer Shmoccer...

Wooohooo!  More lurkers!

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#80 by The_Joker
2006-06-11 20:34:22
http://www.jackinworld.com
Forget about Suriname, where the fuck is Australia, mate? Let's hope good ol Guus can get them in for the next world cup.

Joker, Ph.D. Procedural Assholian Behaviour, Pedophilosopher
- All your ass are belong to my wang Jafd. Prepare to are penetration.
"I fart in THX." - Sgt_Hulka

The American government and its supporters suck cock.
#81 by m0nty
2006-06-11 21:19:08
http://tinfinger.blogspot.com
Playing tomorrow, dude. If we beat Japan we're in good position to get to the second round.
#82 by The_Joker
2006-06-11 22:01:34
http://www.jackinworld.com
holy fuck, how did that happen? i sure hope you get eliminated real fast, because if you go up against brazil, you'll quickly learn that running after a ball is an entirely different concept compared to chasing aligators.

Joker, Ph.D. Procedural Assholian Behaviour, Pedophilosopher
- All your ass are belong to my wang Jafd. Prepare to are penetration.
"I fart in THX." - Sgt_Hulka

The American government and its supporters suck cock.
#83 by The_Joker
2006-06-11 22:12:52
http://www.jackinworld.com
Omigod, like, Brazil is going to totally own you ausie fucks on sunday!

Joker, Ph.D. Procedural Assholian Behaviour, Pedophilosopher
- All your ass are belong to my wang Jafd. Prepare to are penetration.
"I fart in THX." - Sgt_Hulka

The American government and its supporters suck cock.
#84 by m0nty
2006-06-11 22:22:55
http://tinfinger.blogspot.com
Sure, but at least we're there. And everyone's going to lose to Brazil.
#85 by m0nty
2006-06-11 22:24:08
http://tinfinger.blogspot.com
Booo, Scolari replaced Cristiano Ronaldo with half an hour to go! I hope Portugal loses now, they're going too defensive.
#86 by Greg
2006-06-11 22:36:54
Boo! He was my captain for today.

こんにちは
#87 by mgns
2006-06-11 23:14:51
Boo indeed. Also, no Deco. Damnit, this does not look good.

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Sense of compassion
Between supposed lovers
#88 by m0nty
2006-06-11 23:45:25
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Deco got injured at training, apparently.
#89 by The_Joker
2006-06-12 00:11:11
http://www.jackinworld.com
Today's matches basically sucked. Just let this week go by fast so we can get to the really interesting matches.
I wonder if yot watched his family play today.

Joker, Ph.D. Procedural Assholian Behaviour, Pedophilosopher
- All your ass are belong to my wang Jafd. Prepare to are penetration.
"I fart in THX." - Sgt_Hulka

The American government and its supporters suck cock.
#90 by Matt Perkins
2006-06-12 00:35:25
wizardque@yahoo.com http://whatwouldmattdo.com/
I watch about 30 minutes of a soccer game today and it was moderately interesting. Iran vs. Mexico.

More interesting than the Arena Bowl on tv today...man, Arena Bowl is like 7 guys (if that's the actual number) lining up in a field somewhere and just going at it. Half the star plays were luck and/or not planned. Wiiiii.

#91 by Marsh Davies
2006-06-12 01:08:30
www.verbalchilli.com
Fucking Iran. 3-1 to Mexico! How my World Cup Sweepstake dreams diminish! At least the players have probably all had their hands cut off now.

#92 by yotsuya
2006-06-12 03:08:23
I wonder if yot watched his family play today.

My nephew had a t-ball game, but I didn't go.

"It's only make-believe until it becomes flim-flam."
#93 by Ashiran
2006-06-12 09:12:18
Iran won? Damn you Mexicans!

*shakes fist*

Nihil nequit.
#94 by Shadarr
2006-06-12 09:53:37
shadarr@yahoo.com http://digital-luddite.com
Is the Mexican anthem really the same tune as Go West?

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#95 by Marsh Davies
2006-06-12 10:09:57
www.verbalchilli.com
It was not dissimilar, although I think the Mexican anthem lyrics mean something more along the lines of, "We will invade your country and make babies with your recently-bereaved wives."

#96 by Gunp01nt
2006-06-12 12:15:42
supersimon33@hotmail.com
Dammit, I suck at fantasy soccer. I put up a lot of players who didn't even play, and my predictions for the Dutch team turned out to be just about all wrong. I can still transfer in Robben, can't I?

Portugal - Angola was fun to watch. I'd love to see how Togo will end up doing against Korea.

After I learned of my [Dutch] heritage the rate at which I pushed passerbys off of bridges shot up significantly.
 - Penguinx
#97 by McBain
2006-06-12 14:16:59
I hope you trip, fall down the stairs, break your neck and die on your way out!

Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.
#98 by Anonymous
2006-06-12 14:43:52
At least the players have probably all had their hands cut off now.

If you mean the Iranians then I'm fairly sure the win can be attributed to a deep desire not to lose their hands.

#99 by Penguinx
2006-06-12 16:48:18
Christ, Delay can't even read off a sheet properly.
#100 by m0nty
2006-06-12 16:52:45
http://tinfinger.blogspot.com
THREE ONE, THREE ONE, THREE ONE
THREE ONE
THREE ONE
#101 by Greg
2006-06-12 17:08:51
Aussie Aussie Aussie, oy oy oy....................

We have to hear m0nty go on for 4 days or whatever till his team finally loses.

こんにちは
#102 by Artur
2006-06-12 17:09:57
Good job, roorooters.
#103 by m0nty
2006-06-12 17:10:25
http://tinfinger.blogspot.com
I would gladly turn gay for Tim Cahill at this point in time.
#104 by m0nty
2006-06-12 17:12:29
http://tinfinger.blogspot.com
Greg (#101):
We have to hear m0nty go on for 4 days or whatever till his team finally loses.

We play Brazil next, so that's pretty much a severe beating. But it will be likely that all we need from the last game against Croatia is a draw, so it's all good.
#105 by OwenButler
2006-06-12 17:51:06
http://blog.owenbutler.org/
That was a spectacular game to watch.  Three One!

Walking home from a friends place where I just watched the game, there was a slight echoey hooting as goons everywhere celebrate by tooting horns.  I was twice hooted directly by cars with Aussie flags.  Nice!
#106 by Gunp01nt
2006-06-12 19:04:57
supersimon33@hotmail.com
Australia vs. Japan was a great game! The 3 aussie goals were all amazing.

The USA is now 2 goals behind the Czechs, which is more or less not something to be ashamed about. The Dutch can totally kick the Czechs' ass though, as we've demonstrated in the past.

Oh yeah, apparently soccer is so unamerican, everyone who watches soccer inside the US must be an illegal immigrant.

After I learned of my [Dutch] heritage the rate at which I pushed passerbys off of bridges shot up significantly.
 - Penguinx
#107 by Ergo
2006-06-12 19:06:51
I wouldn't be surprised if a whole lot of Americans didn't know that the US actually has a soccer team.

Ergo is right, as he always is except the times when his opinion is different than mine.--Mr. Nutty
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#108 by Gunp01nt
2006-06-12 19:10:46
supersimon33@hotmail.com
Oh BTW, the nice phone repair man came and repaired our phone line so now we finally have the internet again after like a month and a half.

After I learned of my [Dutch] heritage the rate at which I pushed passerbys off of bridges shot up significantly.
 - Penguinx
#109 by jjohnsen
2006-06-12 19:17:05
http://www.johnsenclan.com
Most Americans don't play or watch soccer after the age of 12.  Everyone I know played soccer as a child, then slowly moved to basketball or baseball.

Actually, the liberalism of the media - as a general thing - IS a major fallacy. What the media is, is a whore.  -LP
#110 by Gunp01nt
2006-06-12 19:31:52
supersimon33@hotmail.com
#109 jjohnsen
Most Americans don't play or watch soccer after the age of 12.  Everyone I know played soccer as a child, then slowly moved to basketball or baseball.


See, I'm pretty sure we got the message that Americans don't like soccer from the oh, nine million times it's been mentioned before. But not liking a sport so much that some people (like the writer of the article I linked) feel the need to go on a rampage against soccer, is just insane.

I mean, look at the way nearly every goddamn american on this board feels the need to chime in with "I hate soccer" every goddamn time soccer is mentioned on this site. We get it, ok? Now let us soccer fans get back to talking about soccer.

After I learned of my [Dutch] heritage the rate at which I pushed passerbys off of bridges shot up significantly.
 - Penguinx
#111 by The_Joker
2006-06-12 19:34:19
http://www.jackinworld.com
3-0 usa sucks cock.

australia will get to know what real soccer is on sunday.

Joker, Ph.D. Procedural Assholian Behaviour, Pedophilosopher
- All your ass are belong to my wang Jafd. Prepare to are penetration.
"I fart in THX." - Sgt_Hulka

The American government and its supporters suck cock.
#112 by anaqer
2006-06-12 19:35:06
You mean all three of you?

The drinks were few and the people were many.
It was everything I expected, and less.
#113 by m0nty
2006-06-12 19:35:21
http://tinfinger.blogspot.com
How did you like Australia's three goals, Joker?
#114 by Ergo
2006-06-12 19:36:15
God, I hate soccer.

And Gunp01nt sucks.

Ergo is right, as he always is except the times when his opinion is different than mine.--Mr. Nutty
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#115 by anaqer
2006-06-12 19:36:41
Note that while normally #111 would make me look silly, it's a jokerpost and thus nonexistant.

IOW: NO STINGS ARE FELT.

The drinks were few and the people were many.
It was everything I expected, and less.
#116 by The_Joker
2006-06-12 19:38:06
http://www.jackinworld.com
i think the reason why americans don't like soccer is because there are no bombs going off on the playing field and nobody gets seriously hurt.

Joker, Ph.D. Procedural Assholian Behaviour, Pedophilosopher
- All your ass are belong to my wang Jafd. Prepare to are penetration.
"I fart in THX." - Sgt_Hulka

The American government and its supporters suck cock.
#117 by The_Joker
2006-06-12 19:40:18
http://www.jackinworld.com
m0ntae, i wasn't able to watch the australia-japan game. I'll have to look at it later tonight.

Joker, Ph.D. Procedural Assholian Behaviour, Pedophilosopher
- All your ass are belong to my wang Jafd. Prepare to are penetration.
"I fart in THX." - Sgt_Hulka

The American government and its supporters suck cock.
#118 by jjohnsen
2006-06-12 19:41:36
http://www.johnsenclan.com
I mean, look at the way nearly every goddamn american on this board feels the need to chime in with "I hate soccer" every goddamn time soccer is mentioned on this site. We get it, ok? Now let us soccer fans get back to talking about soccer.

I was responding to Ergo, so Fuck Off.

Actually, the liberalism of the media - as a general thing - IS a major fallacy. What the media is, is a whore.  -LP
#119 by Gunp01nt
2006-06-12 19:43:53
supersimon33@hotmail.com
See? Mention soccer and they get pissed. Americans...

After I learned of my [Dutch] heritage the rate at which I pushed passerbys off of bridges shot up significantly.
 - Penguinx
#120 by m0nty
2006-06-12 19:51:32
http://tinfinger.blogspot.com
The_Joker (#117):
m0ntae, i wasn't able to watch the australia-japan game. I'll have to look at it later tonight.

You do that. You shall be richly entertained.
#121 by jjohnsen
2006-06-12 19:56:56
http://www.johnsenclan.com
Ergo said most people in the U.S. wouldn't even know we had a team, I was responding with why I thought that was.  How is that not part of the conversation in this thread?  You dind't hear all positives about the game in the Oblivion thread.  Now I have to make 20 negative soccer comments an hour, just for your benefit.

Actually, the liberalism of the media - as a general thing - IS a major fallacy. What the media is, is a whore.  -LP
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