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World Cup 2006
June 9th 2006, 17:37 CEST by m0nty It's just like the war, except this time everyone invades Germany! Just to keep it all in one place. Those who want to participate in the Planetcrap league of the official World Cup fantasy game, visit here, then click on the Groups link and then Join Group, and enter 22329 as the league ID and chella as the password. Prepare for the smackdown. |
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Alternatevly: SEEN IT |
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That video would have been a lot better had they actually tried. |
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Trinidad and Tobago are putting up a great show. Surprisingly stronger than I expected. I'm beginning to really like Hislop. Their attackers are a bit slow though. They could have put more pressure on Sweden if they were just faster with their counter attacks. Let's Celebrate the day! Joker, Ph.D. Procedural Assholian Behaviour, Pedophilosopher
- All your ass are belong to my wang Jafd. Prepare to are penetration. "I fart in THX." - Sgt_Hulka The American government and its supporters suck cock. |
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It's over now. You could really see the disappointment on the faces of the swedes. Hislop was awesome. Joker, Ph.D. Procedural Assholian Behaviour, Pedophilosopher
- All your ass are belong to my wang Jafd. Prepare to are penetration. "I fart in THX." - Sgt_Hulka The American government and its supporters suck cock. |
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I'm so ashamed... What complete fuck-up. I had hoped for a real goal-fest to boost me in the fantasy league. I wonder what the chances are of Riquelme nailing three or four goals tonight..? Cold silence has a tendency to atrophy any
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I wonder what the chances are of Riquelme nailing three or four goals tonight..? It's soccer. You'll be lucky if he nails 3 or 4 in the whole World Cup. "It's only make-believe until it becomes flim-flam."
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Yeah, why doesn't invent a sport with more advert breaks? |
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10 HUT HUT! 20 SCURRY SCURRY SCURRY 30 THUMP 40 WAIT 20MIN 50 GOTO 10 MP3 Of The Week: Dreadzone - First Steps.mp3 (?)
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Yay, Crespo scored and Riquelme assisted another one! My fantasy team is going great. |
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Argentina was just lucky with the first goal. The other team played a much stronger game in my opinion. Those guys were fucking fast. Great moves also. I found Argentina to be a bit weak, depending on the teams they play against from now on, I doubt they'll make it to finals. Joker, Ph.D. Procedural Assholian Behaviour, Pedophilosopher
- All your ass are belong to my wang Jafd. Prepare to are penetration. "I fart in THX." - Sgt_Hulka The American government and its supporters suck cock. |
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40 WAIT 20MIN The advertisements they show between plays during most US sports are a lot more entertaining than 99% of any soccer match where they just trade the ball back and forth. If soccer were a videogame, there would be like 1 exciting level and 99 boring levels where nothing really happens but you have to slog through it anyway. SOCCER IS SUCKS. YHBT. YHL. HAND
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SPORTS IS SUCKS. I agree with what you wrote. The drinks were few and the people were many.
It was everything I expected, and less. |
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You don't like soccer, you don't like conspiracy theories, WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?! Joker, Ph.D. Procedural Assholian Behaviour, Pedophilosopher
- All your ass are belong to my wang Jafd. Prepare to are penetration. "I fart in THX." - Sgt_Hulka The American government and its supporters suck cock. |
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I like conspiracy theories, but I can only read about martians killing JFK so many times before I get bored. Actually, the liberalism of the media - as a general thing - IS a major fallacy. What the media is, is a whore. -LP
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Soccer Shmoccer..... My dog can chase a ball around for 3 hours without scoring a goal too... Why don't they show THAT on TV??? I bet it would be very entertaining... "Champ crosses the center of the field -- WAIT ...HE'S STOPPED TO LICK HIMSELF!! Never before in World Cup History have we seen anything like THIS Ladies and Gentlemen.... OK he appears to be done -- Champ takes the ball --he's breaking for the goal...and.... OH NO! a CAT has wandered onto the field and Champ is ignoring the ball completely now...I'm afraid we have another tie game Sportsfans..." So it is written, and so it shall be
...Like a strange soul upon the Stygian banks staying for waftage. O, be thou my Charon, and give me swift transportance to those fields where I may wallow in the lily-beds proposed for the deserver.... |
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I watched the Sweden game (what a bunch of losers! yea, they lost for tying) and the 2nd half of the Argentina game. I didn't see any goals scored. The jokes on me. With the schedule and ESPN actually having good coverage, work will mean I miss any interesting matches. I'm going to root for the US, and once they are goine, my ancestral homelands of Germany and England. |
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Why....Why...WHY?????? Soccer is as boring to watch as golf. Soccer...a bunch of overly-zealous ADD's chasing a stupid ball and trying to KICK IT...yes, KICK IT...(which, by the way, takes a B.A., an M.A., and a Ph. D.,) into a stupid net with some stupid dork trying to block the stupid, stupid, stupid ball. COMPLETE WASTE OF GRASS. Gregor Samsa woke to find himself changed into a monstrous vermin.
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Sensible Soccer 06 is kinda fun. Most playable soccer game I've ever played. An atheist can still say he wishes it was true. I can't see why it would be nice if it was true. I simply can't see that. To have pre-cradle to post-grave round-the-clock supervision and surveillance by someone with a very devious form of morality, who wants this to be true? I'm delighted that there's no reason to think that it's true. It's humanity's most obvious falsification.
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Though not as good as Mario Soccer, of course. An atheist can still say he wishes it was true. I can't see why it would be nice if it was true. I simply can't see that. To have pre-cradle to post-grave round-the-clock supervision and surveillance by someone with a very devious form of morality, who wants this to be true? I'm delighted that there's no reason to think that it's true. It's humanity's most obvious falsification.
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Microprose Soccer ftw |
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$4,250... wow! that'll cover Broussard's daily Burger King bill twice over! YHBT. YHL. HAND
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NOT IN THE SPORTS THREAD NUTTY! "the game will be based on famous battles which actually took place in ancient Japan. So here's this giant enemy crab."
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(Note: I realize the number is off in that link because it came from a 10-Q where the numbers reported are in thousands, so its really $4,250,000. But that ruins the joke, because not even fatass Broussard could eat that much Burger King) YHBT. YHL. HAND
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Sports thread is officially derailed, feel free to discuss whatever you want in here. YHBT. YHL. HAND
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So in Daggerfall... |
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Holland is a bit weak. Ivoorkust is going to seriously give them trouble. Joker, Ph.D. Procedural Assholian Behaviour, Pedophilosopher
- All your ass are belong to my wang Jafd. Prepare to are penetration. "I fart in THX." - Sgt_Hulka The American government and its supporters suck cock. |
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If Cote D'Ivoire and Trinidad & Tobago can make the World Cup, where is Surinam? Oh that's right, they got beaten by Guatemala. |
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Monstercow Soccer Shmoccer... Wooohooo! More lurkers! MP3 Of The Week: Dreadzone - First Steps.mp3 (?)
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Forget about Suriname, where the fuck is Australia, mate? Let's hope good ol Guus can get them in for the next world cup. Joker, Ph.D. Procedural Assholian Behaviour, Pedophilosopher
- All your ass are belong to my wang Jafd. Prepare to are penetration. "I fart in THX." - Sgt_Hulka The American government and its supporters suck cock. |
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Playing tomorrow, dude. If we beat Japan we're in good position to get to the second round. |
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holy fuck, how did that happen? i sure hope you get eliminated real fast, because if you go up against brazil, you'll quickly learn that running after a ball is an entirely different concept compared to chasing aligators. Joker, Ph.D. Procedural Assholian Behaviour, Pedophilosopher
- All your ass are belong to my wang Jafd. Prepare to are penetration. "I fart in THX." - Sgt_Hulka The American government and its supporters suck cock. |
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Omigod, like, Brazil is going to totally own you ausie fucks on sunday! Joker, Ph.D. Procedural Assholian Behaviour, Pedophilosopher
- All your ass are belong to my wang Jafd. Prepare to are penetration. "I fart in THX." - Sgt_Hulka The American government and its supporters suck cock. |
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Sure, but at least we're there. And everyone's going to lose to Brazil. |
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Booo, Scolari replaced Cristiano Ronaldo with half an hour to go! I hope Portugal loses now, they're going too defensive. |
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Boo! He was my captain for today. こんにちは
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Boo indeed. Also, no Deco. Damnit, this does not look good. Cold silence has a tendency to atrophy any
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Deco got injured at training, apparently. |
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Today's matches basically sucked. Just let this week go by fast so we can get to the really interesting matches. I wonder if yot watched his family play today. Joker, Ph.D. Procedural Assholian Behaviour, Pedophilosopher
- All your ass are belong to my wang Jafd. Prepare to are penetration. "I fart in THX." - Sgt_Hulka The American government and its supporters suck cock. |
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I watch about 30 minutes of a soccer game today and it was moderately interesting. Iran vs. Mexico. More interesting than the Arena Bowl on tv today...man, Arena Bowl is like 7 guys (if that's the actual number) lining up in a field somewhere and just going at it. Half the star plays were luck and/or not planned. Wiiiii. |
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Fucking Iran. 3-1 to Mexico! How my World Cup Sweepstake dreams diminish! At least the players have probably all had their hands cut off now. |
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I wonder if yot watched his family play today. My nephew had a t-ball game, but I didn't go. "It's only make-believe until it becomes flim-flam."
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Iran won? Damn you Mexicans! *shakes fist* Nihil nequit.
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Is the Mexican anthem really the same tune as Go West? One hit wonder of the week: One Ton - Super Sex World
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It was not dissimilar, although I think the Mexican anthem lyrics mean something more along the lines of, "We will invade your country and make babies with your recently-bereaved wives." |
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Dammit, I suck at fantasy soccer. I put up a lot of players who didn't even play, and my predictions for the Dutch team turned out to be just about all wrong. I can still transfer in Robben, can't I? Portugal - Angola was fun to watch. I'd love to see how Togo will end up doing against Korea. After I learned of my [Dutch] heritage the rate at which I pushed passerbys off of bridges shot up significantly.
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I hope you trip, fall down the stairs, break your neck and die on your way out! Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.
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At least the players have probably all had their hands cut off now. If you mean the Iranians then I'm fairly sure the win can be attributed to a deep desire not to lose their hands. |
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Christ, Delay can't even read off a sheet properly. |
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THREE ONE, THREE ONE, THREE ONE THREE ONE THREE ONE |
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Aussie Aussie Aussie, oy oy oy.................... We have to hear m0nty go on for 4 days or whatever till his team finally loses. こんにちは
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