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World Cup 2006
June 9th 2006, 17:37 CEST by m0nty

It's just like the war, except this time everyone invades Germany! Just to keep it all in one place.

Those who want to participate in the Planetcrap league of the official World Cup fantasy game, visit here, then click on the Groups link and then Join Group, and enter 22329 as the league ID and chella as the password. Prepare for the smackdown.
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#23 by Shadarr
2006-06-09 21:16:48
shadarr@yahoo.com http://digital-luddite.com
I embody my position on the issues.

One hit wonder of the week: One Ton - Super Sex World
#24 by m0nty
2006-06-09 21:51:32
http://tinfinger.blogspot.com
Six goals in the first game! This insanity must stop.

And Nutty, really dude, that was weak as piss. Try harder next time. In the World Cup of Trolling, you'd be American Samoa getting beaten 31-0 by Australia in the qualifiers.
#25 by Ergo
2006-06-09 21:56:28
He wasn't trolling.

Ergo is right, as he always is except the times when his opinion is different than mine.--Mr. Nutty
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#26 by Mister Nutty
2006-06-09 22:30:59
Yeah I wasn't trolling.  Don't forget that I live in the USA, where the national sport is not giving a shit about soccer.

YHBT. YHL. HAND
#27 by Wudi
2006-06-09 22:38:44
Soccer is just as dumb as having 2 sports threads on the main PC page.

Zep--

Matt Davis: If you had kids you'd learn to tune out the screaming baby and carry on watching TV as normal.
#28 by Shadarr
2006-06-09 22:38:50
shadarr@yahoo.com http://digital-luddite.com
As the PC guy on the Daily Show said last night, Americans don't need to use sports as a metaphor for war.  They have war.

One hit wonder of the week: One Ton - Super Sex World
#29 by bago
2006-06-09 23:00:23
manga_Rando@hotmail.com
Q: Why did the six-day war last only six days?

A: Because Israeli weapons were rented by the week.

We need to keep our arms open, our head up, smiles big and our middle fingers raised.
#30 by Trunks
2006-06-09 23:31:01
English, German fans separated by police. Whee!

#31 by Shadarr
2006-06-09 23:35:57
shadarr@yahoo.com http://digital-luddite.com
Soccer fan hooliganism is a sport unto itself, completely divorced from soccer.

One hit wonder of the week: One Ton - Super Sex World
#32 by Chunkstyle
2006-06-09 23:37:28
chunkstyle46@yahoo.com
It's funny that the other gay sports (ice skating, body building, ballroom dancing) don't attract the violent fans that soccer does.

Game Developers: Don't forget the zombie monkeys.
#33 by Shadarr
2006-06-09 23:40:01
shadarr@yahoo.com http://digital-luddite.com
None of those are actual sports.

One hit wonder of the week: One Ton - Super Sex World
#34 by Chunkstyle
2006-06-09 23:43:31
chunkstyle46@yahoo.com
Just like soccer.

Game Developers: Don't forget the zombie monkeys.
#35 by Shadarr
2006-06-10 00:05:29
shadarr@yahoo.com http://digital-luddite.com
Soccer requires all players to participate at the same time in the same location.  The others are just leisure activities with judging.

One hit wonder of the week: One Ton - Super Sex World
#36 by Artur
2006-06-10 00:11:12
Yay Klose(t)!
Too bad Poland lost 2:0 to Ecuador. Fuckers.
#37 by m0nty
2006-06-10 00:14:15
http://tinfinger.blogspot.com
Scores are in from the first day of the PC WCFL. Equal first are me and Artur (I think?) on 43 because we both had Klose, 3rd is Greg on 0.5 with Metzelder. Everyone else is on 0 except Trunks, who is on -6 because he had Lehmann.

Remember to set tomorrow's roster so all your participating players are in your 11.
#38 by Greg
2006-06-10 00:37:40
A thing to add to m0nty's last comment. Rosters are stored by the day, so they can and should be changed.

こんにちは
#39 by m0nty
2006-06-10 00:40:17
http://tinfinger.blogspot.com
Yes, two things. First, you should have a different team every day to reflect who is playing in the Cup games that day. You can preset your teams by clicking on the days in the little calendar on your My Team page. Also vital is to change your captain every day, so you get that all-important double points for that player.
#40 by G-Man
2006-06-10 01:24:35
I'm glad this topic exists. How else would the four people who are participating know what to do?
#41 by jjohnsen
2006-06-10 01:35:33
http://www.johnsenclan.com
I'm participating, and I still don't have a clue what I'm supposed to be doing.  Most of my active players played today and I got zero points.  I give up.

Actually, the liberalism of the media - as a general thing - IS a major fallacy. What the media is, is a whore.  -LP
#42 by m0nty
2006-06-10 01:38:38
http://tinfinger.blogspot.com
You managed to pick 4 players who didn't play in their country's team today, jjohnsen. Also, you need to have a full 11 players to score, not that any of your players would have scored today anyway.
#43 by Shadarr
2006-06-10 01:41:57
shadarr@yahoo.com http://digital-luddite.com
I'm glad this topic exists. How else would the four people who are participating know what to do?

If only there were other topics, where you could talke about other things.  Oh well, I guess you're stuck here.

One hit wonder of the week: One Ton - Super Sex World
#44 by bago
2006-06-10 02:02:54
manga_Rando@hotmail.com
And while we're whining, can I just say that I'm tired of magazines that say flat butts are the thing?

We need to keep our arms open, our head up, smiles big and our middle fingers raised.
#45 by Shadarr
2006-06-10 02:05:39
shadarr@yahoo.com http://digital-luddite.com
I take it you like a woman with a motor in the back of her Honda?

One hit wonder of the week: One Ton - Super Sex World
#46 by lwf
2006-06-10 02:14:48
You mean a pulse? That's my only requirement, too.

An atheist can still say he wishes it was true. I can't see why it would be nice if it was true. I simply can't see that. To have pre-cradle to post-grave round-the-clock supervision and surveillance by someone with a very devious form of morality, who wants this to be true? I'm delighted that there's no reason to think that it's true. It's humanity's most obvious falsification.
#47 by m0nty
2006-06-10 02:18:41
http://tinfinger.blogspot.com
Apparently one of the local Aussie rules footballers has a rule with his women: if you hug them and your hands meet on the other side, they're good enough.
#48 by Artur
2006-06-10 02:34:45
Equal first are me and Artur (I think?) on 43 because we both had Klose

Yay Klose for the win!
#49 by The_Joker
2006-06-10 02:49:32
http://www.jackinworld.com
since we're tlaking sports: Mortal Kombat

Joker, Ph.D. Procedural Assholian Behaviour, Pedophilosopher
- All your ass are belong to my wang Jafd. Prepare to are penetration.
"I fart in THX." - Sgt_Hulka

The American government and its supporters suck cock.
#50 by None-1a
2006-06-10 02:54:00
Wow you managed to find something dumber then conspiracy links, that's quite impressive.
#51 by The_Joker
2006-06-10 03:33:04
http://www.jackinworld.com
I like the special move in that video. Midway should be taking notes.

Joker, Ph.D. Procedural Assholian Behaviour, Pedophilosopher
- All your ass are belong to my wang Jafd. Prepare to are penetration.
"I fart in THX." - Sgt_Hulka

The American government and its supporters suck cock.
#52 by Squeaky
2006-06-10 03:54:04
Alternatevly: SEEN IT

#53 by bishop
2006-06-10 05:09:09
http://www.darkintellect.com/00FF00/
That video would have been a lot better had they actually tried.
#54 by The_Joker
2006-06-10 19:13:23
http://www.jackinworld.com
Trinidad and Tobago are putting up a great show. Surprisingly stronger than I expected. I'm beginning to really like Hislop. Their attackers are a bit slow though. They could have put more pressure on Sweden if they were just faster with their counter attacks.

Let's Celebrate the day!

Joker, Ph.D. Procedural Assholian Behaviour, Pedophilosopher
- All your ass are belong to my wang Jafd. Prepare to are penetration.
"I fart in THX." - Sgt_Hulka

The American government and its supporters suck cock.
#55 by The_Joker
2006-06-10 20:01:25
http://www.jackinworld.com
It's over now. You could really see the disappointment on the faces of the swedes. Hislop was awesome.

Joker, Ph.D. Procedural Assholian Behaviour, Pedophilosopher
- All your ass are belong to my wang Jafd. Prepare to are penetration.
"I fart in THX." - Sgt_Hulka

The American government and its supporters suck cock.
#56 by mgns
2006-06-10 20:04:18
I'm so ashamed... What complete fuck-up. I had hoped for a real goal-fest to boost me in the fantasy league. I wonder what the chances are of Riquelme nailing three or four goals tonight..?

Cold silence has a tendency to atrophy any
Sense of compassion
Between supposed lovers
#57 by yotsuya
2006-06-10 20:07:22
I wonder what the chances are of Riquelme nailing three or four goals tonight..?

It's soccer. You'll be lucky if he nails 3 or 4 in the whole World Cup.

"It's only make-believe until it becomes flim-flam."
#58 by Marsh Davies
2006-06-10 21:11:12
www.verbalchilli.com
Yeah, why doesn't invent a sport with more advert breaks?

#59 by Dumdeedum
2006-06-10 21:39:16
http://www.dumdeedum.com
10 HUT HUT!
20 SCURRY SCURRY SCURRY
30 THUMP
40 WAIT 20MIN
50 GOTO 10

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#60 by m0nty
2006-06-10 21:46:37
http://tinfinger.blogspot.com
Yay, Crespo scored and Riquelme assisted another one! My fantasy team is going great.
#61 by The_Joker
2006-06-10 23:05:13
http://www.jackinworld.com
Argentina was just lucky with the first goal. The other team played a much stronger game in my opinion. Those guys were fucking fast. Great moves also. I found Argentina to be a bit weak, depending on the teams they play against from now on, I doubt they'll make it to finals.

Joker, Ph.D. Procedural Assholian Behaviour, Pedophilosopher
- All your ass are belong to my wang Jafd. Prepare to are penetration.
"I fart in THX." - Sgt_Hulka

The American government and its supporters suck cock.
#62 by Mister Nutty
2006-06-11 00:58:59

40 WAIT 20MIN


The advertisements they show between plays during most US sports are a lot more entertaining than 99% of any soccer match where they just trade the ball back and forth.  If soccer were a videogame, there would be like 1 exciting level and 99 boring levels where nothing really happens but you have to slog through it anyway.

SOCCER IS SUCKS.

YHBT. YHL. HAND
#63 by anaqer
2006-06-11 01:00:46
SPORTS IS SUCKS.

I agree with what you wrote.

The drinks were few and the people were many.
It was everything I expected, and less.
#64 by The_Joker
2006-06-11 04:00:43
http://www.jackinworld.com
You don't like soccer, you don't like conspiracy theories, WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!

Joker, Ph.D. Procedural Assholian Behaviour, Pedophilosopher
- All your ass are belong to my wang Jafd. Prepare to are penetration.
"I fart in THX." - Sgt_Hulka

The American government and its supporters suck cock.
#65 by jjohnsen
2006-06-11 04:36:17
http://www.johnsenclan.com
I like conspiracy theories, but I can only read about martians killing JFK so many times before I get bored.

Actually, the liberalism of the media - as a general thing - IS a major fallacy. What the media is, is a whore.  -LP
#66 by Monstercow
2006-06-11 04:38:46
Soccer Shmoccer.....

My dog can chase a ball around for 3 hours without scoring a goal too...
Why don't they show THAT on TV???  I bet it would be very entertaining...

"Champ crosses the center of the field --  WAIT ...HE'S STOPPED TO LICK HIMSELF!!  Never before in World Cup History have we seen anything like THIS Ladies and Gentlemen....  OK he appears to be
done --  Champ takes the ball --he's breaking for the goal...and.... OH NO! a CAT has wandered onto the field and Champ is ignoring the ball completely now...I'm afraid we have another tie game Sportsfans..."

So it is written, and so it shall be
...Like a strange soul upon the Stygian banks staying for waftage. O, be thou my Charon, and give me swift transportance to those fields where I may wallow in the lily-beds proposed for the deserver....
#67 by CheesyPoof
2006-06-11 05:04:38
I watched the Sweden game (what a bunch of losers! yea, they lost for tying) and the 2nd half of the Argentina game. I didn't see any goals scored. The jokes on me. With the schedule and ESPN actually having good coverage, work will mean I miss any interesting matches.

I'm going to root for the US, and once they are goine, my ancestral homelands of Germany and England.
#68 by Dinglehoffen
2006-06-11 06:47:31
Why....Why...WHY??????

Soccer is as boring to watch as golf. Soccer...a bunch of overly-zealous ADD's chasing a stupid ball and trying to KICK IT...yes, KICK IT...(which, by the way, takes a B.A., an M.A., and a Ph. D.,) into a stupid net with some stupid dork trying to block the stupid, stupid, stupid ball.


COMPLETE WASTE OF GRASS.

Gregor Samsa woke to find himself changed into a monstrous vermin.
#69 by lwf
2006-06-11 07:11:24
Sensible Soccer 06 is kinda fun. Most playable soccer game I've ever played.

An atheist can still say he wishes it was true. I can't see why it would be nice if it was true. I simply can't see that. To have pre-cradle to post-grave round-the-clock supervision and surveillance by someone with a very devious form of morality, who wants this to be true? I'm delighted that there's no reason to think that it's true. It's humanity's most obvious falsification.
#70 by lwf
2006-06-11 07:11:45
Though not as good as Mario Soccer, of course.

An atheist can still say he wishes it was true. I can't see why it would be nice if it was true. I simply can't see that. To have pre-cradle to post-grave round-the-clock supervision and surveillance by someone with a very devious form of morality, who wants this to be true? I'm delighted that there's no reason to think that it's true. It's humanity's most obvious falsification.
#71 by m0nty
2006-06-11 07:17:03
http://tinfinger.blogspot.com
Microprose Soccer ftw
#72 by Mister Nutty
2006-06-11 11:10:14
$4,250... wow!  that'll cover Broussard's daily Burger King bill twice over!

YHBT. YHL. HAND
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