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TOTY 2005
February 17th 2006, 05:39 CET by CheesyPoof

It's that time of the year again, where we reward those valiant souls who amused, annoyed and entertained us during the year with their attempts at goading us into giving them undeserved attention. And before you ask, yes you are ALL nominated.

You are all asked to declare a winner in any of the following categories. I do not have the 2004 entries to list for you, but I have my suggestions for nominees for each catagory.

FOREIGN DIVISION
Most Effective Vapourware Announcement (Infinium Labs for The Phantom)
Most Infuriating Forum Post By A Developer (no one)
Best Troll By A Publisher Executive (Tim O'Reilly "Web 2.0")
Best Troll In A Blog (The Intiderdictor)

PLANETCRAP DIVISION
PlanetCrap's Worst Attempt At A Troll (Wudi)
PlanetCrap's Least Comprehensible Troll (Gaggle)
PlanetCrap's Most Literate Troll (Marsh Davies)
PlanetCrap's Best Multiclass Troll [e.g. Dev/Troll, Journo/Troll] (Warren Marshall)
PlanetCrap's Most Rabid Fanboi (UncleJeet)
PlanetCrap's Best User of Cliches To Deflect Trolls (Jibble)
PlanetCrap's Best Cliche-spawning Troll (CheesyPoof)
PlanetCrap's Most Predictable Troll (Your Friend)
PlanetCrap's Most Imaginative Troll (DKI)
PlanetCrap's Best Use Of Technical Jargon In A Troll (McBain)
PlanetCrap's Best Political Correctness Troll (Hugin)
Best Troll In A PlanetCrap Topic (McBain for Sport Leads to Mystical Flim Flam)
PlanetCrap's Most Witty Troll (Dumdeedum)
PlanetCrap's Most Convincing Conversion From Troll To Human (no one)
PlanetCrap's Best New Troll (Wingwalker)
PlanetCrap's Trolling Lifetime Achievement Award (Your Friend)
PlanetCrap's Best Single Troll Post (Jibble's religion post (or was it Santa Claus?))
PlanetCrap's Best Troll (Your Friend)

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#10000 by Anonymous
2006-12-27 00:32:58

mine!

In case you wonder.

#10001 by m0nty
2006-12-27 00:33:15

I would like to say at this juncture that while I respect Joker's continuing efforts in this thread to earn the coveted TOTY award for 2006, the judges have conferred and the winner is, in fact, Warren Marshall. Warren has showed exemplary skill and determination during the whole year in trolling each and every thread on PlanetCrap. He has shown that there is no situation, no topic, no discussion in which he can not make a flippant trollish comment.

I give you your 2006 PlanetCrap Troll Of The Year: Warren Marshall.

#10002 by The_Joker
2006-12-27 00:33:22

10 KAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!

Joker, Ph.D. Procedural Assholian Behaviour, Pedophilosopher
- All your ass are belong to my wang Jafd. Prepare to are penetration.
"I fart in THX." - Sgt_Hulka
PAY ATTENTION, YA DUMB FUKKAN CACKSUKKAN IGNORANT MORANS.

#10003 by lwf
2006-12-27 00:33:54

You're awesome.

Today Officer Koon, Officer Nigger-hater, and Officer Keep-darky-down were acquitted of all racist charges. Wii.

#10004 by The_Joker
2006-12-27 00:34:30

FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!

#10005 by Jibble
2006-12-27 00:35:26

Now you can go crawl in a hole and die.

Lady, people aren't chocolates. But you know what they are, mostly? Bastards. Bastard-coated bastards with bastard filling.

Blog. 198 lbs. 18 to go.

#10006 by Ian Mac S'Ghobhain
2006-12-27 00:36:50

oooooh congratulations yee crazy gadgie! yee did it!! let the whiskey flow man!

did yee ever fuack a leprechaun?

#10007 by The_Joker
2006-12-27 00:40:02

Thanks Ian and lwf!

Also, m0nty, this is the fucking TOTY 2005 thread. The least you could do is make a TOTY 2006 thread and have gabe push it.

And now, LET US ALL CELEBRATE!

#10008 by Anonymous
2006-12-27 00:41:23

It feels great, thank you.

Christmas came late this year for me but when it's about a group of dedicated people competing with each other with a common goal in mind and good intentions in their hearts, then my fellow citizens, it's well worth to wait. Today, each of us is a winner in a special way.

Thank you again and please, I'll be more than happy to give autographs if somebody is interested.

In case you wonder.

#10009 by m0nty
2006-12-27 00:44:21

How can you give autographs if you're anonymous?

#10010 by The_Joker
2006-12-27 00:44:46

Yeah congrats anon! You and I both know that when I'm congratulating you, I'm congratulating myself. It's been a long road to 10K, there have been laughs, tears and lots of "fukkan morans!". But in the end it was all for a good and nobel cause.

I couldn't have done this without all of you! I love you all!!

#10011 by m0nty
2006-12-27 00:46:09

I would not foist another TOTY thread on PlanetCrap's front page Joker, you'd just take it over. Be happy with this one.

#10012 by Anonymous
2006-12-27 00:48:49

I can barely hold back tears of happiness. What an accomplishment!

2005 TOTY 10000 badge winner.

#10013 by Ian Mac S'Ghobhain
2006-12-27 00:53:18

Aye Anonymous, it is an accomplishment, gadgie. Me wifie an Ah salute yee!

did yee ever fuack a leprechaun?

#10014 by Dom F. Moran
2006-12-27 00:56:06

http://theotherpage.com/images/redneck.jpg

Wal ah have te say, ah git a fine feelin about this hyar an ahs hankerin te also corngratulate yo all wif this. Right on!

I doesn't haf a signture

#10015 by Jibble
2006-12-27 01:09:53

Are we supposed to be surprised that Anonymous is Joker? Seriously. Hole. Die. Go.

Lady, people aren't chocolates. But you know what they are, mostly? Bastards. Bastard-coated bastards with bastard filling.

Blog. 198 lbs. 18 to go.

#10016 by The_Joker
2006-12-27 01:21:51

At the very least you could be surprised that I am m0nty.

#10017 by m0nty
2006-12-27 01:42:02

m0nty is m0nty is me!

#10018 by m0nty
2006-12-27 01:42:13

No one listens to me.

#10019 by jjohnsen
2006-12-27 05:53:12

I believe you m0nty, nobody could go in depth with me about yummy chicken salt if they weren't really from Aussie land.

Actually, the liberalism of the media - as a general thing - IS a major fallacy. What the media is, is a whore. -LP Johnsen Family

#10020 by m0nty
2006-12-27 10:54:29

Thanks mate.

#10021 by The_Joker
2006-12-27 12:40:35

So here's the question: Do I get my TOTY 2006 thread, or do I start invading all the normal threads with my army of alts and turn them all into a conspiracy thread?

The choice is yours.

You have until friday to comply.

#10022 by m0nty
2006-12-27 12:44:41

Neither. You stay in your little grotto.

#10023 by The_Joker
2006-12-27 12:47:34

Alright, don't say I didn't warn you.

#10024 by m0nty
2006-12-27 13:12:12

PlanetCrap doesn't negotiate with terrorists.

#10025 by The_Joker
2006-12-27 15:30:37

Aaalrighty then

#10026 by Jibble
2006-12-28 22:47:26

We dealt with Favicon. Give up now.

Lady, people aren't chocolates. But you know what they are, mostly? Bastards. Bastard-coated bastards with bastard filling.

Blog. 198 lbs. 18 to go.

#10027 by The_Joker
2006-12-29 03:25:52

Wind me up, Put me down, Start me off and watch me go!!

#10028 by The_Joker
2006-12-29 03:27:45

I'LL BE RUNNING CIRCLES AROUND YOU SOONER THAN YOU KNOW!!!

YEEEEEEHAAAAAAW!!!!

#10029 by The_Joker
2006-12-29 03:30:26

AND THEN YA........JERK IT OUT!

I invite you to deal with me!

But now, I've got to JERK IT OUT BAY-BAAAAAAYYYYY!!!!!!

#10030 by The_Joker
2006-12-29 03:31:22

Do I sound crazy?

If so, that's just because I am.

Nothing to worry about.

#10031 by The_Joker
2006-12-29 03:43:11

I CAN'T STOP NOW IT'S ALREADY BEGUN

I FEEL IT RUNNING THROUGH MY BONEEEEER

AND THEN I JERK IT OUT!!!!!

YEAAHEHEHEHEAAAH BAY-BAAAAAAYYYYY!!!!!!

#10032 by The_Joker
2006-12-29 03:45:16

T minus 8 hours until OPERATION JERK-IT-OUT launches!!!

aaaaaaw yeah

#10033 by The_Joker
2006-12-29 03:45:53

I CAN'T STOP NOW IT'S ALREADY BEGUN, I FEEL IT RUNNING THROUGH MY BOOOOOOOOOONEEEEER

#10034 by The_Joker
2006-12-29 03:51:29

Christ, i'm the fucken best troll this place EVAR had!

I even have catchy-ass theme songs to promote my trolling sessions!

#10035 by Ian Mac S'Ghobhain
2006-12-29 03:59:01

Yee jest canna sit still listening te this song yee knaa? Ah want te jump up an dance bu' ahm afraid Ah'll break me back at this aad age man!!

did yee ever fuack a leprechaun?

#10036 by The_Joker
2006-12-29 04:00:53

I know Ian, I know. I'm you, remember? By the way, in case you didn't notice, I already told the morans you're me. Or I'm you.

#10037 by Ian Mac S'Ghobhain
2006-12-29 04:05:55

Oooh yee did, divvnae yee??? Ah guess wi can also tell thom we're both Dom Moran tee. It's fun bein so many fowk fowk yee knaa?

did yee ever fuack a leprechaun?

#10038 by Dom F. Moran
2006-12-29 04:08:37

Right on! ah jest be hankerin ta cornfirm this hyar to all of yo befoe ah go back ta doin Suzy-Lee.

I doesn't haf a signture

#10039 by Ian Mac S'Ghobhain
2006-12-29 04:12:30

hee hee hee! hev fun yee crazy gadgie! Ahm gunna dee me wifie noo too! Ah divvent care if Ah fuacken break me back, bu' she's gunna get it the neet!

did yee ever fuack a leprechaun?

#10040 by The_Joker
2006-12-29 04:14:42

Thanks guys! And I'm off to jerk it out!!

YEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW!!!!!

#10041 by John Titor
2006-12-29 04:24:57

Quite interesting, I have to say.

I guess I'll just go "clean my shotgun" in the back of my 1976 Chevrolet now.

-John

#10042 by lwf
2006-12-29 04:49:19

Two i's in wii.

Today Officer Koon, Officer Nigger-hater, and Officer Keep-darky-down were acquitted of all racist charges. Wii.

#10043 by m0nty
2006-12-29 05:18:08

I prefer Jerk Girls Out which isJerk It Out mashed up with Duran Duran's Girls On Film by DJ Nite.

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