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May 8th 2006, 20:22 CEST by Squeaky Some random thoughts picked up from around teh intarweb: - Bigger thirxty harddrive. Possibly 100gb? - Will we see a price and release date for the PS3? - WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII - Duke Nukem Forever will be playable (Hah!) Predictions? Guesses? One fifth guessing? |
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Well, now that he's stopped trying to be a nerd-cum-pimp-cum-rockstar-cum-sage, I guess I could just call him Cliff. I'll be sure to let him know that a nerdy guy on PlanetCrap who has weapons on his walls and loves Disney approves of his lifestyle choices. That'll make him jump for sure. Jesus Christ, that is unbelievably retarded! - lwf
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I second Jibble's comment, it really no makes sense it all. "me did a sneak attack to smack the demons off my back"
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Warren, why do you keep making Unreal games? I don't get it. You produce them and then people buy and play them and your company makes money...what's the point? I've tried to have that conversation with management but they're addicted to money sandwiches so there's no getting through. Jesus Christ, that is unbelievably retarded! - lwf
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Shit. I bet they like having jobs and being able to afford mortgage payments too. Bastards. Lady, people aren't chocolates. But you know what they are, mostly? Bastards. Bastard-coated bastards with bastard filling.
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What type of cheese is good on money sandwiches? |
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Any kind of cheese. I recently had some jalepeno havarti from a deli that opened up right next door to our store. Mmm... Aeternum vale
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Don't waste cheese on non-trolls, lurker. |
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Gov'ment こんにちは
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Ahahahaha. Jibble: "I wish I knew how to quit you!" Warren: "Just get your head back down there." Me oportet propter praeceptum te nocere...
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What? Warren isn't a troll? |
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Not the kind you need to ignore. Really, cheese should only be used for when Joker starts going off on his 9/11 rants. |
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Greg is right. Someone who will die for you an' more,
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What type of cheese is good on money sandwiches? Cashel Blue. Game Developers: Don't forget the zombie monkeys.
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Let's not attempt to have a discussion, by any means! If you don't like, or question, something a PC sacred cow is involved with - it must be squashed immediately! I ask again, what are you planning with UT2k7 that'll make it worth buying? More vehicles? A new announcer? More spectator modes? How'd that melee combat work for ya from the console version? Are we going to see anything new or more of the same? I mean new as in beyond bumpier graphics and new maps to run around in doing the same thing we did last year, that is. Me oportet propter praeceptum te nocere...
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#65 Warren Marshall Warren, why do you keep making Unreal games? I don't get it. You produce them and then people buy and play them and your company makes money...what's the point? I've tried to have that conversation with management but they're addicted to money sandwiches so there's no getting through. You need to give them your famous Love of the Medium pitch. Ergo is right, as he always is except the times when his opinion is different than mine.--Mr. Nutty
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I ask again, what are you planning with UT2k7 that'll make it worth buying? More vehicles? A new announcer? More spectator modes? Sounds fun to me. Game Developers: Don't forget the zombie monkeys.
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I ask again, what are you planning with UT2k7 that'll make it worth buying? More vehicles? A new announcer? More spectator modes? How'd that melee combat work for ya from the console version? Are we going to see anything new or more of the same? I mean new as in beyond bumpier graphics and new maps to run around in doing the same thing we did last year, that is. Videos and info will trickle out from E3 over the next few days. I'm not going to say anything specific because explaining our new game to a Disney loving troll isn't worth my job in case I say the wrong thing. Jesus Christ, that is unbelievably retarded! - lwf
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Bwah... who even cares about E3 when we have exciting new information on SoAP ?! so what now
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E3 with almost finished and hugely anticipated products, that's gotta be fun times. Grats to you all Warren. Thanks for the G4 linkage Jibble. "The gun settles all arguments. The boot silences criticism. The tank crushes protest."
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Sounds fun to me. Sarcasm aside, me too. It comes to the point where you have to realize that you're not going to get anything revolutionary in the FPS gaming genre. It's all still really just Doom with different rules, different weapons, and shinier features. Once you get over that you can, you know, just enjoy it. Lady, people aren't chocolates. But you know what they are, mostly? Bastards. Bastard-coated bastards with bastard filling.
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Really, the question here is what is it that Jeet wants? Is there something UT isn't bringing to the table that he thinks it should? No copping out with "Well, just not the same as last year". I want a real idea that you think would be fun for the target demographic. Lady, people aren't chocolates. But you know what they are, mostly? Bastards. Bastard-coated bastards with bastard filling.
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I'm really looking forward to Lego Star Wars II, Super Monkey Ball Adventure and anything/everything Wii-related. And New Super Mario Bros. for the DS. And the more I hear about Wii games, the more I think it will be the perfect console for non-gamers. That is really Nintendo's goal. A lot of their newer "non-games" like Nintendogs and Brain Age and a lot of the Wii stuff was developed by a team they have working in-house to come up with ways to get people who aren't currently gamers into the fold. They sold over 2 million copies of Brain Age mostly to people WAY outside of the normal gaming demographic, so it seems to be working so far. YHBT. YHL. HAND
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Really, the question here is what is it that Jeet wants? No, the question here is who gives a fuck what Jeet wants or thinks about anything? YHBT. YHL. HAND
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You might want to be nicer to the people you've been lumped with, Nutty. Lady, people aren't chocolates. But you know what they are, mostly? Bastards. Bastard-coated bastards with bastard filling.
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You can't lump Jeet with me even though he is now trying to jump on the troll bandwagon (about 3 years too late, I might add!) For one thing, Jeet's troll persona will always be overshadowed by his Ultimate Fanboy tendencies. A proper troll would never say anything good about post-Beauty and the Beast, pre-Pixar Disney because even a troll has limitations on how ridiculous his posts can be. YHBT. YHL. HAND
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[quot]I ask again, what are you planning with UT2k7 that'll make it worth buying? More vehicles? A new announcer? More spectator modes? How'd that melee combat work for ya from the console version? Are we going to see anything new or more of the same? I mean new as in beyond bumpier graphics and new maps to run around in doing the same thing we did last year, that is. UT2004 was fun. Add a couple of new maps or weapons to that, make it prettier, and you have more fun. Sounds good to me, I don't care if there is zero innovation. Actually, the liberalism of the media - as a general thing - IS a major fallacy. What the media is, is a whore. -LP
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heh "Testiculos habet et bene pendentes" — "He has testicles, and they dangle nicely."
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fucking mormon. "Testiculos habet et bene pendentes" — "He has testicles, and they dangle nicely."
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He's too busy adjusting his magic underwear and stockpiling food and having sex with all his wives to properly quote!! YHBT. YHL. HAND
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Saw Mission Impossible III last night -- worth seeing though I wouldn't fault anyone for waiting for the video release. The Asian-chick team member is sooo very hot. His wife was pretty lame. I'm not sure how she got chosen for the role, but they had zero chemistry and there's no way you're going to convince me she's the type of chick that goes heli-snowboarding. Saw the trailer for Nacho Libre. That movie looks hilarious. YHBT. YHL. HAND
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Must be a cultural thing, I thought it looked supremely horribly broken. "The gun settles all arguments. The boot silences criticism. The tank crushes protest."
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I'm not sure how she got chosen for the role Because she looks exactly like Katie Holmes? I mean, it was downright creepy. Jesus Christ, that is unbelievably retarded! - lwf
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Good to hear news of UT07. UT04 was so right. Spent way too many hours in there. Looking fwd to doing it all over again. Feature lists are unimportant. UT is a trusted brand name that brings buds together for dependable LAN fuckage. But when? Or must I go read web pages to find out? Beat to fit, paint to match.
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Huh, guess you're not the hardcore raider you made yourself out to be. You haven't downed all the bosses in ZG or AQ20 yet? Hell seems like I've passed you then, as I have downed every boss in MC, ZG, AQ20, all but Nef in BWL (attempts tonight) and even downed Skeram in AQ40. Ugh. My guild is just up to Rag now in MC. Our first atttempt we got him down to 30% but the sons wiped us out. Kilt Wearing Pixel Pushing Monkey Boy
DVD Collection Blend Creations After a long hard day of being a big male geek, it's nice to get to be a pretty, pretty princess for a little while. -- Hugin |
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Ugh. My guild is just up to Rag now in MC. Our first atttempt we got him down to 30% but the sons wiped us out. Rag himself is pretty easy, it's how well you do the sons that determines whether he goes down or not. They're not that bad once you get used to them. Warriors need to pick them up and group them together, then casters AoE carefully so as not to pull agro and the dps targets them one at a time and downs them. Assist targetting is crucial in this case. Also slam a greater fire protection pot just as you're collapsing, it'll help a ton! |
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My guild is up to Twin Emperors. That's the boss before the last boss of AQ40 for those of you who don't care. We downed everything else. I'm still more catass then you! Nihil nequit.
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My guild...er wait, I quit. Honestly, if I didn't have 3 kids and one of them was not even 5 months old, I'd probably still be playing WoW because my wife would be. She makes everything more fun. "me did a sneak attack to smack the demons off my back"
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er, see sig. Zep-- Matt Davis: If you had kids you'd learn to tune out the screaming baby and carry on watching TV as normal.
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I'm not sure how she got chosen for the role Because she looks exactly like Katie Holmes? I mean, it was downright creepy. Really, she's Holmes with a couple more sandwiches. I guess Cruise wants to pretend to screw Katie Holmes on AND off screen. Actually, the liberalism of the media - as a general thing - IS a major fallacy. What the media is, is a whore. -LP
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So every single person here whines about there being no innovation in games, how graphics don't matter and shouldn't be the focus, and blahblahblah - except when it comes to UT? If it's the same game as last year, only prettier, and that makes it better then you're all graphics whores who lie the whole rest of the year. What would I want to see in UT2k7? Learn some lessons from what Battlefield 2 has done right, for starters. Also, bring back Assault in the correct way and give us detailed and fun objectives for each team to not only meet, but to counter and repel. Sure, you may take the forward loading bay of starship x, but maybe we can take some other objective that repels that landing and forces you back. The same old routine of Push to point A, then the gear clicks and now we start from there from then on to Push to point B, then click, repeat is old and tired. Plus it - make it better. Better doesn't mean prettier. Better doesn't mean flashier. Better doesn't mean new vehicle models that behave pretty much like the old vehicle did, only this time they look different. Maybe they're doing all this and more with UT - but past experience with the series tends to say they're probably not. Warren is suddenly cautious about running his mouth due to job security, which is a first, but I don't know if that indicates that there are great features we don't know about yet, or if it means there's not much new to see here besides new pretties. And Nutty, your subscription to The Myth is past due. Please remit. Final notice. (I've never had nice things to say about the Disney management from the era you just identified. Nothing but condemnation from me from how they slowly and almost deliberately ruined not only the brand, but the company. Check your facts, quit wriggling your finger around in your ass, then come back and say something witty. If you can.) See? I can still feed the trolls! Tuppence a bag! Me oportet propter praeceptum te nocere...
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Oh, and I'd throw in some decent character designs for the first time in the series history. The original UT wasn't bad, as it was mostly Unreal derived, but it just turned to shit after that. The characters are not only not memorable, most of the designs are just downright silly and/or just plain bad. Me oportet propter praeceptum te nocere...
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What, Jeet didn't like *MISSSTA KRAUUUU!!* ? so what now
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Warren is suddenly cautious about running his mouth due to job security, which is a first No, it's not. It's been his (and Caryn's) standard operating procedure for some time now ever since he had his job security threatened by some random internet passerby who quoted him on another web site. The subject of that post was Unreal, if I recall correctly. Oh, and I'd throw in some decent character designs for the first time in the series history. If graphics don't matter, then why is character design so important? Lady, people aren't chocolates. But you know what they are, mostly? Bastards. Bastard-coated bastards with bastard filling.
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The rest is fine, except that if you really want to play Battlefield 2, why not just play it? What you're asking for is actually less variability between FPS titles rather than more. This kind of hurts your argument for forward progress. Lady, people aren't chocolates. But you know what they are, mostly? Bastards. Bastard-coated bastards with bastard filling.
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The subtlety (sp?) has floored me. こんにちは
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Actually, only a few people talk about innovation over and over again. Most of us just want to have fun, not religious experiences. "Testiculos habet et bene pendentes" — "He has testicles, and they dangle nicely."
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I would like a fun religious experience. |
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I'm not sure that's possible. Ergo is right, as he always is except the times when his opinion is different than mine.--Mr. Nutty
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So every single person here whines about there being no innovation in games, how graphics don't matter and shouldn't be the focus, and blahblahblah - except when it comes to UT? If it's the same game as last year, only prettier, and that makes it better then you're all graphics whores who lie the whole rest of the year. First of all point out a post that I've whined about no innovation, and second point out a post that I say graphics don't matter. I've said more than once that I'm excited for HL 2 Episodes and Sin Episodes. Not because they will give me something new, but because they're more of the same. If I like Sin Episode #1, then I'll probably enjoy 2-6 even if there is nothing more than a new weapon and new maps. I would be excited about UT even if Warren wasn't involved. I didn't have a problem saying Quake 4 was crap even if Caryn worked on it. I enjoy the UT series, and I don't enjoy the Battlefield series. Why can't they make Battlefield more like UT? Actually, the liberalism of the media - as a general thing - IS a major fallacy. What the media is, is a whore. -LP
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Why can't they make Battlefield more like UT? It would take too much time replacing all the fun stuff with teh suck? Zep-- Matt Davis: If you had kids you'd learn to tune out the screaming baby and carry on watching TV as normal.
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