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Tidings of Joy!
December 15th 2005, 21:06 CET by Chunkstyle

What are you asking for this year?  What are you buying others?  Why do English people eat puddings?  Why do people buy that album of dogs barking Jingle Bells?  What's your favorite Christmas memory?  Do you believe in Santa Claus, or are you a joyless Scrooge?
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#182 by Jibble
2005-12-19 18:19:54
Like I said: you can't expect anyone else to make the effort to talk about the link if you have demonstrated that you think it's a waste of effort yourself.

There's a Soul Coughing song that's appropriate for this conversation.

With your plan they'd be all like "everyone with weasels in their pants thinks they're great dancers but they're not, they've just got weasels in their pants."

Blog. 220 lbs.  40 to go.
#183 by anaqer
2005-12-19 18:20:01
Fuck you.

"There's no place like home."
#184 by Jibble
2005-12-19 18:20:46
I hate it when days like this come along that make me wonder why I bother posting here. Hopefully it will pass.

With your plan they'd be all like "everyone with weasels in their pants thinks they're great dancers but they're not, they've just got weasels in their pants."

Blog. 220 lbs.  40 to go.
#185 by anaqer
2005-12-19 18:21:07
Slow down, you're moving way too faaaast...

"There's no place like home."
#186 by LPMiller
2005-12-19 18:21:49
lpmiller@gotapex.com http://www.gotapex.com
that sucks ass, Ds. Hope she's ok.

"Testiculos habet et bene pendentes" — "He has testicles, and they dangle nicely."
#187 by m0nty
2005-12-19 18:25:00
http://tinfinger.blogspot.com
Aww, poor Jibsy.
#188 by m0nty
2005-12-19 18:32:03
http://tinfinger.blogspot.com
If it helps Jibsy, I hope your wife gets pregnant. By you, if at all possible.
#189 by Greg
2005-12-19 19:07:39
m0ntysy-w0ntsy is the new Gabe.

こんにちは
#190 by gaggle
2005-12-19 19:18:56
I was too terrified to reply to Ds when I read his post. Best of wishes regarding recovery and vengance and everything inbetween. Bejesus :(

"The gun settles all arguments. The boot silences criticism. The tank crushes protest."
#191 by UncleJeet
2005-12-19 20:49:22
I know it's a pretty polarizing game, but in my opinion, Indigo Prophecy is absolutely brilliant.

Accipere quam facere praestat injuriam...
#192 by Your Friend
2005-12-19 20:51:30
By "polarizing," I assume you mean everyone hates it except for you.

Someday we'll find it, the rainbow connection,
The lovers, the dreamers, and me.
#193 by Funkdrunk
2005-12-19 20:53:54
jflavius@bellatlantic.net
I loved Indigo Prophecy until I got to the part where it didn't understand my bindings and made the female detective go crazy.

Funk.

I am sofa king.  We todd ed.
#194 by Warren Marshall
2005-12-19 20:55:23
http://www.wantonhubris.com/
My Xmas cheer is in overdrive since I used some of my carefully saved vacation time to take this week off.  Merry Fucking Christmas!

Jesus Christ, that is unbelievably retarded! - lwf
#195 by UncleJeet
2005-12-19 21:16:50
Ho ho ho?

Accipere quam facere praestat injuriam...
#196 by bago
2005-12-19 21:17:49
manga_Rando@hotmail.com
My christmas cheer comes in the form of girls whose names end in the letter 'a'.

<Cerebus> if i want some inhuman semi-comedic non-sequitors, then you'll be the first i call.
#197 by lwf
2005-12-19 21:18:27
M0nty is being a douche. Posting of the incitement link is a time honoured tool of the planetcrap troll. I should know.

Charlie Hodge, the man who brings me mah scarves and mah water.
#198 by Your Friend
2005-12-19 21:22:25
SEEN IT.

Someday we'll find it, the rainbow connection,
The lovers, the dreamers, and me.
#199 by lwf
2005-12-19 21:25:54
I think I just felt the cool touch of the christmas ghost of that guy that left forever.

Charlie Hodge, the man who brings me mah scarves and mah water.
#200 by UncleJeet
2005-12-19 21:38:53
Boo!

Accipere quam facere praestat injuriam...
#201 by yotsuya
2005-12-19 23:47:51
Some assholes just need to have the shit beaten out of them.

"It's only make-believe until it becomes flim-flam."
#202 by bago
2005-12-20 00:05:08
manga_Rando@hotmail.com
Santarchy in seattle is usually a bar crawl that run down first street until they wind up at the Lusty Lady. 40 drunken santas leering!

<Cerebus> if i want some inhuman semi-comedic non-sequitors, then you'll be the first i call.
#203 by lwf
2005-12-20 00:12:45
I know that if someone beat the shit out of me I would really turn my life around and change my ways.

Charlie Hodge, the man who brings me mah scarves and mah water.
#204 by Shadarr
2005-12-20 00:28:18
shadarr@yahoo.com http://digital-luddite.com
My Xmas cheer is in overdrive since I used some of my carefully saved vacation time to take this week off.  Merry Fucking Christmas!

Me too.  In addition to vacation time I also saved Resident Evil 4.  Best Christmas ever?  Could be!

I hate my life and I want to die.
#205 by Your Friend
2005-12-20 00:32:16
Resident Evil 4 is certainly GOTY.

Someday we'll find it, the rainbow connection,
The lovers, the dreamers, and me.
#206 by lwf
2005-12-20 00:34:48
It would be if Mario Super Strikers wasn't so god damned kickass. Then again no sports game could ever be GOTY.

Charlie Hodge, the man who brings me mah scarves and mah water.
#207 by Shadarr
2005-12-20 00:37:43
shadarr@yahoo.com http://digital-luddite.com
Isn't Mario Strikers just Nintendo Soccer Slam?

I hate my life and I want to die.
#208 by yotsuya
2005-12-20 01:59:06
I know that if someone beat the shit out of me I would really turn my life around and change my ways.

That's been my wish for you every day since we first met.

"It's only make-believe until it becomes flim-flam."
#209 by lwf
2005-12-20 02:07:29
How utterly Christian of you.

Charlie Hodge, the man who brings me mah scarves and mah water.
#210 by Child Molesting Faggot
2005-12-20 02:13:26
stfu chinkz
#211 by "Anonymous"
2005-12-20 02:36:27
RACIST!
#212 by yotsuya
2005-12-20 03:06:20
How utterly Christian of you.

Well, Jesus doesn't like assholes, either.

"It's only make-believe until it becomes flim-flam."
#213 by An iPod Nano
2005-12-20 03:17:47
http://www.apple.com/ipodnano/
he surrounded himself with a dozen of them, didn't he?
#214 by lwf
2005-12-20 03:23:13
Jesus had a lot of crazy ideas, but beating the shit out of people wasn't one of them, you ignorant twat.

Charlie Hodge, the man who brings me mah scarves and mah water.
#215 by yotsuya
2005-12-20 05:22:02
Regardless, to paraphrase my homie LP, some fuckers just gotta get the sense beaten INTO them.

"It's only make-believe until it becomes flim-flam."
#216 by Your Friend
2005-12-20 05:35:52
Those anarchist Santas have a point, Christmas is way too commercial.

Someday we'll find it, the rainbow connection,
The lovers, the dreamers, and me.
#217 by lwf
2005-12-20 05:41:19
Exactly, like I was saying before, all I need is a good beating and I'll sensible myself right up.

Charlie Hodge, the man who brings me mah scarves and mah water.
#218 by yotsuya
2005-12-20 06:02:10
Right. Let me know how that goes.

"It's only make-believe until it becomes flim-flam."
#219 by Your Friend
2005-12-20 06:58:41
Here's to you!... sucking my dick!

Someday we'll find it, the rainbow connection,
The lovers, the dreamers, and me.
#220 by bago
2005-12-20 10:27:40
manga_Rando@hotmail.com
The gay thread is two threads down that-way VVV

<Cerebus> if i want some inhuman semi-comedic non-sequitors, then you'll be the first i call.
#221 by Warren Marshall
2005-12-20 12:35:45
http://www.wantonhubris.com/
He's pointing at his crotch.

Jesus Christ, that is unbelievably retarded! - lwf
#222 by gaggle
2005-12-20 13:13:06
*rolls eyes*

"The gun settles all arguments. The boot silences criticism. The tank crushes protest."
#223 by Chunkstyle
2005-12-20 13:16:15
That's not a yule log!

Game Developers: Don't forget the zombie monkeys.
#224 by Child Molesting Faggot
2005-12-20 13:34:49
oh man, i thought it was an oddly shaped fruit cake.  i was picking all the cherries off too.
#225 by Warren Marshall
2005-12-20 13:51:06
http://www.wantonhubris.com/
*rolls eyes*

Yeah, like you don't want any.

Jesus Christ, that is unbelievably retarded! - lwf
#226 by UncleJeet
2005-12-20 14:07:03
Be careful out there today, people.  Today may very well be crazy, anything can happen day...I have been receiving signs!

The Today show announced this morning that Brokeback Mountain opened in exactly sixty-nine theaters and right after that was an advertisement I'd not seen before for a local OB-GYN named "Dr. Hymen" - you have been warned!

Accipere quam facere praestat injuriam...
#227 by Jibble
2005-12-20 14:42:15
Brokeback Mountain made $36,000 per theater that it was showed in last weekend. King Kong made $14,000. Brokeback was really good, if a bit sad. Haven't seen Kong yet.

With your plan they'd be all like "everyone with weasels in their pants thinks they're great dancers but they're not, they've just got weasels in their pants."

Blog. 220 lbs.  40 to go.
#228 by Jibble
2005-12-20 14:42:39
"showed"? Wow, I'm losing my touch.

With your plan they'd be all like "everyone with weasels in their pants thinks they're great dancers but they're not, they've just got weasels in their pants."

Blog. 220 lbs.  40 to go.
#229 by m0nty
2005-12-20 14:51:11
http://tinfinger.blogspot.com
They should have cast Shatner as one of the fighter pilots.

KOOOOOOOOOOOONG!!!!
#230 by Sgt Hulka
2005-12-20 14:53:33
m0nty, there was a lot wrong with Kong.  Overall it was an entertaining remake, but you're right, besides a 50 foot monkey, a bit too many unbelievable circumstances and actions in the film.  I found myself so bored during the show I was picking the film apart.  You mentioned a few that I saw, especially the ground worm things not moving.  Also, when Kong was running through the forest with that girl in his paw, the way he was thrusting his arm around, the G forces would have knocked her out, yet somehow she was conscious.  How the hell did they get that monkey onto the boat to take him back to New York?  When Kong was running through New York with the military chasing him and blasting at him, I found it odd that they'd blow the shit out of buildings in an attempt to kill kong.  Innocent people lived in those buildings and they're just blowing big ass holes in the sides of buildings all willy nilly.  Oh yeah, the man kicking a Raptor in the head and the raptor reeling back from the brunt force?  Come on.. Geesh... To many stupid things like that going on in the film.  It was almost as bad as Star Wars.

#231 by Warren Marshall
2005-12-20 14:55:38
http://www.wantonhubris.com/
It was almost as bad as Star Wars.

That's a 2/10 on the troll scale.  You can't paint it neon and expect the judges to be generous.

Jesus Christ, that is unbelievably retarded! - lwf
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