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Tidings of Joy!
December 15th 2005, 21:06 CET by Chunkstyle What are you asking for this year? What are you buying others? Why do English people eat puddings? Why do people buy that album of dogs barking Jingle Bells? What's your favorite Christmas memory? Do you believe in Santa Claus, or are you a joyless Scrooge? |
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Merry Christmas? |
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The real Christmas miracle is that this topic was actually posted before the 25th. With your plan they'd be all like "everyone with weasels in their pants thinks they're great dancers but they're not, they've just got weasels in their pants."
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Stick this in your xmas pipe and smoke it. |
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Those people really need some Christmas cheer. Maybe some eggnog. Game Developers: Don't forget the zombie monkeys.
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That cartoon wasn't as funny as it could've been. I hate my life and I want to die.
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Anyway, this year for Christmas I asked for socks. There isn't anything I want that is reasonably priced, and if someone buys me any other type of clothes I'll probably hate them, and I'm the kind of person who doesn't return anything. So probably socks and gift certificates this year. I'm giving wine (to the drunks in the family), Best Buy gift cards (a true crowd pleaser) and Sirius radios (to the Stern fans). Ho ho ho. Game Developers: Don't forget the zombie monkeys.
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the best thing about christmas is the buying. hooray for buying! i bought the worst, worst, worst game for the PSP; Untold Legends |
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I got a pair of shoes, an external DVD burner (that I've already Ebayed, damn Mac compatibility) and MArch of the Penguins on dvd. Then I spent a shitload on ydaughter. I don't know what it is, but once I start spending I go crazy when it comes to kids. They have so many fun toys to choose from, I got over our limit every time. Actually, the liberalism of the media - as a general thing - IS a major fallacy. What the media is, is a whore. -LP
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All DVD burners work with Macs I thought, you just need to run the correct hack. I picked up a random NEC DVD Burner and it runs great. |
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I now only exchange gifts with my girlfriend, mom and brother. We used to also include my dad, but he's not really into Christmas so we're not doing it this year. This way, it's a lot cheaper and w only get things from people who know what w want. No crappy sweaters or baskets of decorative soap! I hate my life and I want to die.
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My wife is making a lot of canned, brandied peaches and other homeade delicacies -I'm really sick of buying impersonal, mass-produced crap and find myself in a Chunk-esque situation. |
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Pears, rather. I don't think it was the peaches that got brandied. I forget. |
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Eggbeater pedals for my bike. Yet another MP3 that Squeaky can't appreciate: xploding plastix - Treat Me Mean, I Need The Reputation
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It was December 24th on Hollis Ave in the dark When I seen a man chilling with his dog in the park I approached very slowly with my heart full of fear Looked at his dog, oh my God, an ill'n reindeer But then I was ill'n because the man had a beard And a bag full of goodies, 12 o'clock had neared So I turned my head a second and the man had gone But he left his driver's wallet smack dead on the lawn I picket the wallet up then I took a pause Took out the license and it cold said "Santa Claus" A million dollars in it, cold hundreds of G's Enough to buy a boat and matching car with ease But I'd never steal from Santa, cause that ain't right So I was going home to mail it back to him that night But when I got home I bugged, cause under the tree Was a letter from Santa and all the dough was for me It's Christmas time in Hollis Queens Mom's cooking chicken and collard greens Rice and stuffing, macaroni and cheese And Santa put gifts under Christmas trees Decorate the house with lights at night Snow's on the ground, snow white so bright In the fireplace is the yule log Beneath the mistle toe as we drink egg nog The rhymes you hear are the rhymes of Darryl's But each and every year we bust Chrsitmas carrols Rhymes so loud and proud you hear it It's Christmas time and we got the spirit Jack Frost chillin, the orchids out And that's what Christmas is all about The time is now, the place is here And the whole wide world is filled with cheer My name's D.M.C. with the mic in my hand And I'm chilling and coolin just like a snowman So open your eyes, lend us an ear We want to say Merry Christmas and Happy New Year! こんにちは
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Aww yeah, that's stupid dope fresh. Someday we'll find it, the rainbow connection,
The lovers, the dreamers, and me. |
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Greg has the Xmas spirit. Word to his mother. Game Developers: Don't forget the zombie monkeys.
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Happy Festivus! Please stand around the Aluminum Pole and begin the Airing of Grievances! Later challange your (un)loved ones to The Feats of Strength! Zep-- Inverted Mouse 4 Life, YO!
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My wife is making a lot of canned, brandied peaches and other homeade delicacies -I'm really sick of buying impersonal, mass-produced crap and find myself in a Chunk-esque situation. So uh...I know you have my mailing address and stuff and even though I didn't get you anything that's still no excuse to not send me something. I promise a positive online review of these peaches at a business rating site or blog of your choice. With your plan they'd be all like "everyone with weasels in their pants thinks they're great dancers but they're not, they've just got weasels in their pants."
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Here's what I asked my wife for. "It's only make-believe until it becomes flim-flam."
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Oh, and Merry Christmas to you all, especially our friends in the Great White North. "It's only make-believe until it becomes flim-flam."
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All DVD burners work with Macs I thought, you just need to run the correct hack. I picked up a random NEC DVD Burner and it runs great. This one didn't. And every hack I could find didn't make a difference. Actually, the liberalism of the media - as a general thing - IS a major fallacy. What the media is, is a whore. -LP
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So uh...I know you have my mailing address and stuff and even though I didn't get you anything that's still no excuse to not send me something. I promise a positive online review of these peaches at a business rating site or blog of your choice. My wife is thinking about starting a business where she sells this stuff. We just haven't been able to pin down a fair asking price. |
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I'm having an upgrade (TbredB->Palermo w/ mobo of course) and just bought this* so Jibble would have a better opinion of me. (*cue everybody telling how it's a toy camera and Sony's a bad choice anyway) "There's no place like home."
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Never buy anything based on my opinion. My wife is thinking about starting a business where she sells this stuff. We just haven't been able to pin down a fair asking price. I will pay one dollar. Plus shipping. With your plan they'd be all like "everyone with weasels in their pants thinks they're great dancers but they're not, they've just got weasels in their pants."
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NOW you're telling me. Thanks, asshole! "There's no place like home."
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anaqer, nice choice, our insurance policy just replaced a water soaked DSC-P120 with this As for what I want for Xmas, I've really struggled this year other than asking for some DVD's and some airfix model cars, I kind of feel I have pretty much everything I need. |
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Oh and anyone else who's just picked up a new ipod I can highly recommend picking up this adapter. No longer do I need to buy stupidly expensive memory cards. |
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I'm supposed to be getting a copy of X3 and a Saitek Cyborg Evo. People buy albums of dogs barking Jingle Bells for a very simple reason, chaseing off guest after they've over stayed their welcome. |
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Oh, and Merry Christmas to you all, especially our friends in the Great White North. HEARD IT over and over and over and over and over and over... Aeternum vale
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Goddamn this is funny. Probably a SEEN IT, but... Jay Pinkerton - Superman Origin Comics Happy holidays! Yet another MP3 that Squeaky can't appreciate: xploding plastix - Treat Me Mean, I Need The Reputation
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teehee. <Cerebus> if i want some inhuman semi-comedic non-sequitors, then you'll be the first i call.
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Happy Holidays all, I don't subscribe to all this God and Jesus rubbish. There is no gravity the world sucks
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Thanks for sharing! Jesus Christ, that is unbelievably retarded! - lwf
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Howard Sterns last day on radio with live video from New York. |
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Meh. Jesus Christ, that is unbelievably retarded! - lwf
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Happy Co-opted Pagan Holiday! Pan is the Reason for the Season! Yet another MP3 that Squeaky can't appreciate: xploding plastix - Treat Me Mean, I Need The Reputation
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Yahoo is covering everything, no cutaway to commercials.. It's interesting to see this all happen live. |
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Schnee, that was too fucking good. |
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Today's P-A is kind of funny. With your plan they'd be all like "everyone with weasels in their pants thinks they're great dancers but they're not, they've just got weasels in their pants."
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schnee-- Thanks for that link. That's of the funniest things I've read in quite a while. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.
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HAR! NSFW HAR! HAR! |
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What in the holy mother fuck? NSFW. |
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Wow, someone paid $20,000 to be in a Penny Arcade strip? I know, charity, for a good cause, etc. but gotdamn that\'s a lot of money just for that. |
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What's interesting about it? Watching Sheryl Crow lip-sync live? |
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...that was for Hulka. |
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Whole lotta uncanny valleys in this anime/CGI porn clip. Obviously NSFW. |
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The first 30 seconds of the Xpolding Plastix cut is great. But then it goes on and does the same thing another 30 seconds. Then it mixes things up a bit, but still feels a little "same-y". it's a shame, I like the energy of the cut, I just wish they'd been more agressive about varying that underlying piano line (or whatever it is). |
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Oh yeah baby, I'm all over Sheryl Crow, got all her albums, wear her pajamas, wash her car, walk her dog.. yeah baby.. Crowism.. You go Sheryl... You go girl... |
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So uh...I guess Penguin's off work today... With your plan they'd be all like "everyone with weasels in their pants thinks they're great dancers but they're not, they've just got weasels in their pants."
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I heard he got deported to Australia. Someday we'll find it, the rainbow connection,
The lovers, the dreamers, and me. |
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