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PS3, 360 & Revolution
September 7th 2005, 08:18 CEST by Wudi Who will be "YOU'RE WINNER!" Who will get the "WHAM! Cock up the ass?" Which one eats a "Bag of Dicks"? I <3 Morn. |
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Shadarr Yeah, classic stuff. Yell at your customers - good choice! |
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I emplore everyone to use their site to search for legos. I just did. こんにちは
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Haha, done. |
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My favourite part is "By doing so, you will be helping to protect and preserve a brand...." Because protecting a brand is one of the things I care deeply about. Of course, right now at work I'm going through tests to make sure that everywhere it used to say "PureEdge Viewer" or something similar, it now says exactly "IBM® Workplace Forms™ Viewer". So maybe I'm just a little bitter. Without me, Internet would never have had sex with the DS. -m0nty
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Legos are cools. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.
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Legoes! Someday we'll find it, the rainbow connection,
The lovers, the dreamers, and me. |
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legolas! |
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Lego brand baby chokers! PC gaming is dead, but you can still sodomize the corpse.
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A racing game? When hell freezes over. I was actually referring to the hidden feature in Forza where you could link multiple xboxes and multiple tvs to create on wraparound image. |
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Don't bother, Ergo is horribly broken. |
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For not liking red-neck racing games? Whatever, Camaro-hair. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.
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Yes, because racing high-performance European cars is the epitomy of redneckness. |
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I told you, he is too broken. |
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#92 Squeaky Yes, because racing high-performance European cars is the epitomy of redneckness. Racing in and of itself is the pinnacle of exciting. Nothing beats going around and around and around a track. At high speed. Yeehaw. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.
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Going fast isn't fun anymore? PC gaming is dead, but you can still sodomize the corpse.
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Ergo, I have to admit you're being a little obtuse. Most racing games AREN'T Nascar turn fests. |
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They do all have shitty, shitty rubberband AI though. Run a totally flawless race for five laps, then graze a barrier on the final turn and you finish in fifth place. I just love that! Without me, Internet would never have had sex with the DS. -m0nty
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#96 Penguinx Ergo, I have to admit you're being a little obtuse. Most racing games AREN'T Nascar turn fests. See what Shaddar said. I find racing games to be insufferably awful. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.
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That's my wife's biggest gripe with Mario Kart. As a mostly non-gamer she didn't know that was the defacto AI for racers. |
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I'm not huge into racers either, but to say all there is to do is go around in a circle seemed a bit unfair to the genre. |
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#100 Penguinx I'm not huge into racers either, but to say all there is to do is go around in a circle seemed a bit unfair to the genre. Maybe so, but that's how I see them. I may give Burnout 3 a try, though. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.
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I didn't notice it as much in MarioKart, but when I was playing WaveRace a couple months ago it really pissed me off. Turbo boosts were basically only worth using if I was behind. Once I was in first, I was better off saving them in case I fell behind, because the second-place racer would always be about a second behind me regardless. It's frustrating to the point of never playing again to finish with a better time, by like five seconds, and a worse position. If the final lap is the only one that matters, then the race should only be one lap long. Without me, Internet would never have had sex with the DS. -m0nty
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I'm not huge into racers either, but to say all there is to do is go around in a circle seemed a bit unfair to the genre. True, lots of them have non-oval tracks. The genre still sucks donkey anus though. Without me, Internet would never have had sex with the DS. -m0nty
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WaveRace is noterious for this, but in the latest version, if you race a flawless race, you can stay ahead the whole time. Damn my broken GC! I want to play WaveRace again! "Of course, libertarians are a special breed because they can't explain their beliefs to anyone, even each other, without sounding like batshit crazy lunatics." - Shadarr
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Wrong. If you wanted to "cheat" in Gran Turismo and race a LeMans car against Honda Civics you could do that and finish laps ahead of second place. |
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And why would I want to do this? Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.
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BurnOut3 does that a lot. Run a perfect lap and graze a rail ... hey, you're in last place! Enjoy! Still a fun game though... |
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At the higher level Burnout 3 would cheat worse too, but yea, good fun. |
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Well, I wouldn't be playing Burnout 3 for the boring races. Give me gratuitous destruction any day. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.
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WaveRace is noterious for this, but in the latest version, if you race a flawless race, you can stay ahead the whole time. Of course. The issue is that if you race a nearly flawless race, where you finish is determined by when you screw up. Screw up at the beginning and you're fine, screw up at the end and you're fuxxored. Damn my broken GC! I want to play WaveRace again! Yes, damn the GC for costing $7 to replace. Without me, Internet would never have had sex with the DS. -m0nty
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Yes, damn the GC for costing $7 to replace. Sweet, you're going to sell me your GC for $7...? Done! "Of course, libertarians are a special breed because they can't explain their beliefs to anyone, even each other, without sounding like batshit crazy lunatics." - Shadarr
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Well, I wouldn't be playing Burnout 3 for the boring races. Give me gratuitous destruction any day. Well, I had lofty dreams of finishing the world circuit section of the game. That dream was crushed handily by the bullshit cheating racing AI. |
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You can get a brand new GameCube out of a box of Cheerios. Without me, Internet would never have had sex with the DS. -m0nty
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Racing is good. Rally doubly so. |
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Rally is the only racing I dig in real life and games. |
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Rubberband AI in racers works the other way too, though. It might seem unfair but it is really the only way to go because games with no compensation in them are extremely boring -- you either blow out the CPU drivers or you have no chance once they get ahead of you, depending upon how tweaked they are to mess up on purpose sometimes. The good ones handle the rubberbanding in a smart enough way that they aren't too obvious, annoying and "unfair". Burnout 3 actually does a really good job of it, IMO. The later, hard races *should* be hard. Whiners. Someday we'll find it, the rainbow connection,
The lovers, the dreamers, and me. |
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Turns out you all were wrong...YF just let you know. "Of course, libertarians are a special breed because they can't explain their beliefs to anyone, even each other, without sounding like batshit crazy lunatics." - Shadarr
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YF is a pretty sharp guy. Kid: Because you went to the bathroom on mommy's dishes?
Willie: What the fuck? No! |
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I liked the racing mission in Mafia where you could be 10 behind on the last turn, but as long as you drove wide up the big hill and got a huge gravity-assisted run on the outside, you'd win every time. |
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#118 McBain YF is a pretty sharp guy. Except when he talks about racing games, which are utterly boring. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.
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Racing in and of itself is the pinnacle of exciting. Nothing beats going around and around and around a track. At high speed. And you guys say I have a stereotype of Americans...? |
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Sarchasm! |
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#119 by m0nty I liked the racing mission in Mafia where you could be 10 behind on the last turn, but as long as you drove wide up the big hill and got a huge gravity-assisted run on the outside, you'd win every time. It's even better that you had to do this or fail from wreaking out. Test Drive 2001 still had the worse rubberband AI I've ever seen. It was applied to every car in exactly the same way so you where first or last with nothing in between, and it'd flip in half a second so only the last turn made any difference what so ever. |
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#121 Eric T. Cheng Racing in and of itself is the pinnacle of exciting. Nothing beats going around and around and around a track. At high speed. And you guys say I have a stereotype of Americans...? Eric, at times you are truly pathetic. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.
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Only at times? You are too kind, Ergo. "Daaaamn she been eating all of her cornbread damn that white gurl got ass."
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actually, I think burnout's rubberband AI is the worst. You'd slam the other car into a pylon, get a full lap ahead of him, but 20 seconds before the end of the race there he is in your rearview mirror. "Testiculos habet et bene pendentes" — "He has testicles, and they dangle nicely."
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My Picks. PS3 YOU'RE WINNER! REVOLUTION EATS A BAG OF DICKS XBOX 360 WHAM! COCK UP THE ASS! Zep-- Inverted Mouse 4 Life, YO!
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That's the most accurate thing you've ever said. |
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the ipod nano is pretty. hi. i like you. do you like me?
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the ipod nano is pretty useless. Fixed. |
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