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May 7th 2005, 13:30 CEST by Squeaky The games, the boothbabes, the noise! Just to keep it all in one place. |
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Dumdeedum (#2693): If you want an ethnicity then fine, it goes like this: Caucasoid (European), Negroid (African), Mongoloid (Asian) and Australoid (Aboriginal). Pick your column. Where do native North Americans and South Americans fit into that? |
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And where do the Arkanoids come from? Game Developers: Don't forget the zombie monkeys.
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The real reason Asians don't want to be grouped together is they are the most horribly racist people on the face of the planet, particularly towards other asians. Why would I want to be lumped in the same group as the sexually deprave Japanese, the interbred Koreans who only have six surnames and Islamic fundamentalist Indonesians? Besides, the rest of the Far East Asian cultures are just derivatives of the Chinese. |
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Well played. "Then I see his eyes glaze over and I can see it going through his mind: 'Oh my God, I'm going to fuck Marilyn Monroe,' and he can't get it up."
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If I've learned one thing from this board, it's that our friends to the Great White North really, truly believe all the stereotypes floating around out there. Don't you have a pretend girlfriend to not be fucking right now, loser?
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what? "Testiculos habet et bene pendentes" — "He has testicles, and they dangle nicely."
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Take off yah hoser, eh! |
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err... Take off, yah hoser! Eh? I'm not very good at speaking Canadian. |
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You're deported. |
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If I was wearing a hoser, most assuredly I would have removed it by now. |
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Where do native North Americans and South Americans fit into that? Americans aren't people. Either that or I think the theory is mongoloids took a jaunt up and over the Bering Strait and down into the Americas. MP3 Of The Week: Fun Lovin' Criminals - Big Night Out.mp3 (?)
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#2681 yotsuya Mexicans get offed before gringos in flicks, too. Amen, but you know who usually gets killed first? The fat guy. Case in point: Cheech Marin. The need to be observed and understood was once satisfied by god. We can now implement the same functionality with data-mining algorithms.
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I cut old people a lot of slack. Oh, I do. I cut her all the slack in the world. It's not really that she's specifically horribly racist, but she's a product of a racist society, and that makes me sad. Yeah I don't really advertise my mickness too much, unless it is St Patty's day, because it gives me an in with the drunken ladies. "Do you have any Irish in ye? No? Would ye like some?! HAR! Hey, where are you going?" |
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And where do the Arkanoids come from? Old Testament. |
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Your post offends me horribly. I demand satisfaction! Good thing I don't give a shit if I offend you or not. I SAID PURPLE, BITCH!
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Your post offends me horribly. I demand satisfaction! *puking in your mouth* |
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"One of the few? Shrek was shit, plain and simple. Anyone who liked it is a moron." FINALLY SOMEONE WHO AGREESS WITH ME SHREK HAS GOT TO BE ONE OF THE WORST FILMS EVER MADE. The CGI WAS CRAP, CRAP STORY, A PILE OF HORSE MANURE. |
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Man, that movie came out like four years ago. Let it go. Even complaints about Episode III would be more topical at this point. |
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Last night's Gilmore Girls had a nice rant about the "I've got the high ground" stuff from Episode 3. PC gaming is dead, but you can still sodomize the corpse.
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I'm ashamed to admit that I'm not just an innocent couch-buddy while my wife watches that show. I actually enjoy it from time to time as well. It's very well written and often hilarious, though quite girly and mopey at times (last night, especially). The suggestion that he take the conversation to the Internet message boards was hilarious. |
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My Name is Earl is funny. FUNNY, I SAY! |
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I was very amused by Earl's hijinks, as well. Funk. I lie awake
I’ve gone to ground I’m watching porn In my hotel dressing gown |
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"You went into Express for men and bought me this shirt." Funk. I lie awake
I’ve gone to ground I’m watching porn In my hotel dressing gown |
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Earl was good. Not quite greatness, but good enough for me. |
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I thought, for a pilot, it was pretty damn good. |
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Oh, I agree there. I'm going to continue watching it. I didn't even realize that Ethan Suplee was going to be involved, and he's consistently good. Wow. Poor Nadine Velazquez (plays the maid). She's apparently signed on for House of the Dead 2. Jaime Pressly was surprisingly good. |
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Nadine Velazquez is a hottie. EOD Funk. I lie awake
I’ve gone to ground I’m watching porn In my hotel dressing gown |
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And as long as Mr. Boll isn't directing it, House of the Dead 2 may actually be tolerable. Funk. I lie awake
I’ve gone to ground I’m watching porn In my hotel dressing gown |
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Uwe Boll oughta shoot himself in the crotch in an under-reaching attempt to make up for his crimes against humanity. |
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Jason Lee still can't act his way out of a wet sack, but he's not bad as Earl. Pretty good show overall. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.
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Earl wasn't bad. I'll keep watching it. Actually, the liberalism of the media - as a general thing - IS a major fallacy. What the media is, is a whore. -LP
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What's the verdict on Threshold? I thought the premise was good, but the pilot was somewhat meh-tastic. Don't think I'll be watching that. The need to be observed and understood was once satisfied by god. We can now implement the same functionality with data-mining algorithms.
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