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The Real Half-Life 2 Thread
November 12th 2004, 20:46 CET by Anonymous After countless delays and marketing blunders which kept Half Life fans and ATi customers around the world on the edge of a nervous breakdown, the long anticipated, game play redefining and hyped up beyond belief Half-Life 2 enters the arena. Please discuss. ,,aamMMMMMMMMMMMMMma, aNNNMMMMMMMMMMMMM' ''MN, ,aNMF' '""=MMMMMmI" IMNN ,aMIF _____ '""=MMIF" .aMMI' .aMF' IMMMn 'IM| '"""INF .aMF 'IMM. 'MMNNNNF AMF .XNM, 'MMNNIF NMI ANMNA 'MMMF INM ANIF"VIIA NMMF NMI AMIF VNA MMF 'VIIA ,AMIF VMA ,,a .AMF VIIA ,NMF VMMMA ANIF VMA """"""' '"""'' ANIF 'VMA,, ,AMF' '"MMA,,. ,,aNMIF" '""\NMMMmmmmMMNF"" """==MM==""" |
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Xen was the best part of HL1, I can't believe they didn't feature it in HL2. Winner: Best Troll In A PlanetCrap Topic.
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You could just rip them from HL:Source anyway, couldn't you? Professor Acorn Short of An Oaktree
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Duality, yeah, in all their lowres glory*. Also I believe the compitition requires no custom textures. * I assume they haven't remade them in highres glory "Good day Shopkeep, I require a hand operated buzzsaw capable of cutting through a human sternum."
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All the textures in HL:Source are still the original low-res. They didn't rework any of the content, just converted the files from Q1\HL engine format to Source format. Pretty disappointing. Would you like to supersize or... BURN FOR ETERNITY?
<yotsuya>We Mexicans don't eat brown rice. Get your fucking slurs right, homo. <jibble> I have pornographic memory |
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Disappointing? It was awesome from start to finish. |
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Neale's map is a lot of fun... though make sure you don't die whilst in the water. There's some looney bug by which you continue to hear under-water noises and move erratically once you've re-spawned. I've also noticed that somehow people can fly, possibly as a result of this. Well not quite fly, but I was sauntering across the courtyard with the slag-heap in the middle, and found myself propelled way, way up into the air for no obvious reason. I wasn't hurt, and I flew much higher than an explosion would have sent me. I've seen it happen to other people too. Any ideas? I'd love to see it played team-DM. I imagine some intense battles to possess the rocket-launcher tower. Also: it has saw blades! |
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As long as you donŽt do a HL2 for Columbine, weŽll get along fine. "Uhm... it back-fired a bit. :( " - Andy, 12/20/98
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Bowling for Combine. Nihil nequeo.
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Hehehehe... |
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#3308 Ashiran Bowling for Combine. Nice! Mac OSX--UNIX For Girls (tm)
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If Half Life 2 was an RTS we could have Combine Harvesters.... No? Ok....I'll get my coat... Were you a test subject for vaccines?
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Worst. Jo.. wait, no, Best. Joke. Evar. "Good day Shopkeep, I require a hand operated buzzsaw capable of cutting through a human sternum."
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I had a cat that was run over by a combine :( Fabricated like the word absurditive
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#3313 by ProStyle I had a cat that was run over by a combine :( That one actually made me laugh out loud. "The psychedelic experience is a product of the fractal laws that govern the world at an informational level. There is no deeper truth." -- Terence McKenna
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Aww Pro, that sucks. It's not getting any better either, from what I understand technology has allowed the harvesters to go faster and faster, which means more and more animals getting caught up in them. Especially rabbit populations have apparently dwindled rapidly because of this. Something about their immidiate reaction to all the shaking and hubub of an approching harvester is to lie still at first and then run like crazy, but now the harvesters have gotten so fast they never get to the running part. Uh.. yeah.. this has been naturehour with Jon. "Good day Shopkeep, I require a hand operated buzzsaw capable of cutting through a human sternum."
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Ooh. I want the full set of photographs associated with your avatar, gaggle. |
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Gaggle, the field mice and rabbits don't fare so well out by me. At the end of the day the hatred was able to be smelled. - Ryslin
[Penguinx is] A stupid child. - G-Man |
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Neale's map is a lot of fun... though make sure you don't die whilst in the water. There's some looney bug by which you continue to hear under-water noises and move erratically once you've re-spawned. That's not a bug; you respawned with an ear infection. When LP says he's bringing Armageddon, he brings fucking Armageddon. - Caryn, 6/01/2004
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#3306 Marsh Davies I've also noticed that somehow people can fly, possibly as a result of this. Well not quite fly, but I was sauntering across the courtyard with the slag-heap in the middle, and found myself propelled way, way up into the air for no obvious reason. I wasn't hurt, and I flew much higher than an explosion would have sent me. I've seen it happen to other people too. Any ideas? I had that happen to me once in single player when I was fucking around with stacking crap. No idea what caused it. I'd love to see it played team-DM. I imagine some intense battles to possess the rocket-launcher tower. Ugh. I'm so tired of the old putting the RL in a central location and everyone else trying to get it bit. Also: it has saw blades! If gravity gun damage was sensible this would be cool, but seeing as ANY furniture above a certain size kills instantly, why would you go with sawblades? They travel faster but they are far tinier. |
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Yeah ok. You go stand over there, while we throw a couch at you. Tell me in detail how you feel. When LP says he's bringing Armageddon, he brings fucking Armageddon. - Caryn, 6/01/2004
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I'll help! Mac OSX--UNIX For Girls (tm)
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We have volunteers, now all we need is a device capable of flinging furniture at high velocities. Something within the rubber band genre perhaps?, hmm.. "Good day Shopkeep, I require a hand operated buzzsaw capable of cutting through a human sternum."
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why would you go with sawblades? Because... Well, because. Come on! Surely putting a serated circle of steel through somebody's brain stirs something deep within your cold, callous heart. (Also the rocket launcher isn't central, and it's cleverly placed such that getting it doesn't quite give you enough of an overview of the map to make you unstoppable, just a defensible position. It's not particularly one of the hotspots of the map, but I've had some intense one-on-one fire-fights trying to kick out a camper there.) |
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#3333 is very, VERY close! Who's gonna get it? Is it YOU, or YOU perhaps? Let's see and find out, shall we? |
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This thread is the new game illuminati thread. Would you like to supersize or... BURN FOR ETERNITY?
<yotsuya>We Mexicans don't eat brown rice. Get your fucking slurs right, homo. <jibble> I have pornographic memory |
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Lies. Dood.
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The illuminati thread still breathes. Until it is dormant for a month or so, it'd be hard to declare it dead. At the end of the day the hatred was able to be smelled. - Ryslin
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It's been dormant for several months in the past, newbie. Happened several times, too. Then Bob had to take it over and turn it into his little pet project to reach 10k posts. Then when he finally reached 10k posts, he realised his life was nothing and he made it his goal to take The Thread to 20k posts. Would you like to supersize or... BURN FOR ETERNITY?
<yotsuya>We Mexicans don't eat brown rice. Get your fucking slurs right, homo. <jibble> I have pornographic memory |
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That's a lie. My goal was at first to get last post, then it became about last post and occasionally about milestones, and then it became about the big 10. After 10k the goal is again to get last post. And I've always known my life was nothing. P.S. Today we hit 11k. Dood.
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I'm gonna order a sign to be put up in Bob's front yard that says: "Congratulations! 10,000!" and leave the neighbours wondering what the 10,000 refers to. Though they probably have some preconceptions as to what it may be. Would you like to supersize or... BURN FOR ETERNITY?
<yotsuya>We Mexicans don't eat brown rice. Get your fucking slurs right, homo. <jibble> I have pornographic memory |
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Women? Dood.
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Children. Mac OSX--UNIX For Girls (tm)
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Dogs? At the end of the day the hatred was able to be smelled. - Ryslin
[Penguinx is] A stupid child. - G-Man |
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Maniacs. |
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#3334 m0nty Maniacs. Win. Well it beats going to the video store to rent the latest hardcore releases twice a week. - G-Man
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Congratulations Penguinx! |
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Has anyone here had the displeasure of sitting through Envy starring Jack Black and Ben Stiller? At the end of the day the hatred was able to be smelled. - Ryslin
[Penguinx is] A stupid child. - G-Man |
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Dude, it has BEN STILLER in it. That should have been a red flag. Mac OSX--UNIX For Girls (tm)
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Jack Black entertains me. At least, he did before this movie. Ben Stiller can go ___(1)__ his __(2)__ with a ten foot ___(3)__ for all I care. (1) verb (2) noun (3) noun At the end of the day the hatred was able to be smelled. - Ryslin
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1) defenestrate 2) cactus 3) cloud Dood.
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Nice. Mac OSX--UNIX For Girls (tm)
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Has anyone here had the displeasure of sitting through Envy starring Jack Black and Ben Stiller? Yes, my wife rented it, and she's on renting probation for a month now. What a pile of crap. Actually, the liberalism of the media - as a general thing - IS a major fallacy. What the media is, is a whore. -LP
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At least you have a wife. All my favourite art is pretentious bullshit.
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I guess it's a tradeoff. Actually, the liberalism of the media - as a general thing - IS a major fallacy. What the media is, is a whore. -LP
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My wife, too, was responsible for renting Envy. Maybe there's some strange coven of women devoted to ruining an evening of movie watching for the husbands by renting that particular title. At the end of the day the hatred was able to be smelled. - Ryslin
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#3328 Gunp01nt It's been dormant for several months in the past, newbie. Happened several times, too. Then Bob had to take it over and turn it into his little pet project to reach 10k posts. Then when he finally reached 10k posts, he realised his life was nothing and he made it his goal to take The Thread to 20k posts. It was my idea to keep it going. Sort the by names in OpenCrap and scan through my posts to see that it is true. I work for the company but don't let that fool you - I'm actually an OK guy.
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That, combined with the billion dollar wedding make me suspect you're completely insane, but I can forgive since you do run a CS server for me to kill noobs on. MP3 Of The Week: Primal Scream - Loaded.mp3 (?)
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