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November 8th 2004, 03:46 CET by Squeaky November 9: The most anticipated game of the year is released. Fuck all ya console hatas! |
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If I'd evloved from a monkey, no way would I have given up the prehensile tail. Do you think I'm stupid? UAC! Fuck yeah!
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Is the prehensile tail capable of reach-arounding yourself? Thanks to UAC, I'm busier than a ten-peckered dog in a fire-hydrant factory!
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Much like a cape, a prehensile tail is just an invitation for disaster. |
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No tails dahling! |
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That entire sequence had me nearly in tears. I can't believe Brad Bird did the voice for her character. |
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A tail? God! Imagine what today's porn would look like! |
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Pay no attention as I run away and toss my beastiality collection into the fireplace. Thanks to UAC, I'm busier than a ten-peckered dog in a fire-hydrant factory!
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Not the kitten! Noooooo! |
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#72 Anonymous A tail? God! Imagine what today's porn would look like! The thought of a freshly shaved tail is a bit of a turnoff, yes. |
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#74 G-Man Not the kitten! Noooooo! I should post pictures later tonight of what those ravenous little beasts did to my hands. Their claws specifically single out the cuticle area of my fingers as good stabbing zones. They are right at the age where they are moving towards solid food and are becoming more frustrated with the bottle. This leads to scratching and carrying on. I look like I've been welding without gloves. Thanks to UAC, I'm busier than a ten-peckered dog in a fire-hydrant factory!
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Perhaps you need to wrap them in a blanket before feeding them. |
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Doesn't work. They squirm too much. It risks hurting them to spare my personal comfort. Thanks to UAC, I'm busier than a ten-peckered dog in a fire-hydrant factory!
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It's the American way. Dood.
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Bah. I'm sure your sausage hands will heal quickly enough. |
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I'm not in any pain. They just look awful. When I handle customers' money they kinda give me a, "Hmm, I wonder what flesh eating virus he has?" look, heh. Thanks to UAC, I'm busier than a ten-peckered dog in a fire-hydrant factory!
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If they give you dirty looks, you should grab their face and scream "THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!" |
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#78 Penguinx Doesn't work. They squirm too much. It risks hurting them to spare my personal comfort. YOU BIG BABY. Maybe you should let your wife wrap 'em up. Mac OSX--UNIX For Girls (tm)
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Heh. |
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Let me get this straight, I'm a baby for allowing them to claw me rather than put them in a position where they could hurt themselves? If one of you were present for a feeding you'd see why covering them up isn't feasible. They claw at the bottle like wild spazzes. Thanks to UAC, I'm busier than a ten-peckered dog in a fire-hydrant factory!
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YOU BIG BABY. I raised a two-week old kitten by wrapping it up in a towel and bottle feeding it several times daily. It was like feeding an ice cream cone. Mac OSX--UNIX For Girls (tm)
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And, of course, all kittens in the world display the exact same behavioural patterns. Thanks to UAC, I'm busier than a ten-peckered dog in a fire-hydrant factory!
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It's a scientific fact, you fool! |
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Someone hasn't studied the Myers-Alkiss Kitten Index. |
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Those numbers are bad psuedo-science and everyone knows it. Thanks to UAC, I'm busier than a ten-peckered dog in a fire-hydrant factory!
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That's what the Republicans want you to think. Game Developers: Don't forget the zombie monkeys.
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What about Titor? no, No, NO!
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I still think the best way to care for a cat involves a bucket of water. |
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...or an ice cream bucket. |
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I had a cat in Shenmue.... no, No, NO!
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The ice cream bucket is just a storage medium, it doesn't address the feeding/scratching issues. UAC! Fuck yeah!
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It wouldn't be so bad if I hadn't just spent a couple months enraptured by the bees, a feat of electronic storytelling which invested the Halo universe with such life and vigor that thoughts of playing Halo 2 were practically overpowering. I never know when I'm being reasonable, when the way I feel about something is actually appropriate to tell another person, so you'll have to forgive me for being disappointed that Halo 2 does not even attempt to resolve the epic conflicts it creates. It's like when you got the really big chocolate bunny at Easter, and all during dinner you imagined what sort of filling might be in there. It would never occur to you that there was nothing inside it, nothing but nothing, air from the tip of the ear down but there's not a Goddamn thing in there short of your fond fucking wishes. huh. |
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I join you in your huhing. no, No, NO!
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THAT type of obtuse Dennis Miller-wannabeing is what UAC needs to aspire to. |
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#98 UncleJeet I join you in your huhing. I think he is saying that Halo 2 made him want to eat chocolate. The media doesn't educate, it sensationalizes. That's why there's no learning curve, just repeated bouts of gross stupidity. Bailey
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My aunt worked for World's Finest Chocolate back when the easter bunnies weren't hollow. Good times. Thanks to UAC, I'm busier than a ten-peckered dog in a fire-hydrant factory!
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#100 VeeSPIKE #98 UncleJeet I join you in your huhing. I think he is saying that Halo 2 made him want to eat chocolate. He's saying Halo 2 made him want to eat chocolate, but rather than being delicious Cadbury Dairymilk mint chocolate, it was cheap Hershey carnauba wax "chocolate". |
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Ghiradelli chocolate rules over all other chocolates with an iron fist. |
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I agree with what jibble has written. The Ghiradelli shop in the Downtown Disney Marketplace gives out copious amounts of free samples, too....and their chocolate shakes are beyond compare! no, No, NO!
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I fucking hate Dennis Miller. Besides, wasn't my Vivendi==pimp metaphor strained enough? UAC! Fuck yeah!
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See, I used Cadbury and Hersey as an example because they're both mainstream chocolates that you can find in any grocery store. |
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Ghiradelli...shakes? LEAD ME TO THIS PROMISED LAND! |
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#106 Squeaky See, I used Cadbury and Hersey as an example because they're both mainstream chocolates that you can find in any grocery store. I've never had a problem finding Ghiradelli chocolates in the grocery stores around here. |
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#108 Jibble #106 Squeaky See, I used Cadbury and Hersey as an example because they're both mainstream chocolates that you can find in any grocery store. I've never had a problem finding Ghiradelli chocolates in the grocery stores around here. As in $.75 chocolate bars? |
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I see the bars in the candy aisle all the time...they cost a bit more, though. Also, I see the squares being sold individually at a lot of places. The caramel ones are good enough that I could easily split my stomach if given the proper amount of them. |
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You can get huge bags of the squares at Costco. www.dailyhowler.com is the single most important website that Americans should read every day.
"The dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had." |
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#111 McBain You can get huge bags of the squares at Costco. Believe me, I know this. Approximately one ounce of self restraint is all that separates me from the Gluttony victim in Seven. |
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Jibble And like Moses, I shall lead thee to the promised land....Ask and you shall receive! no, No, NO!
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Jib- You know you want them. You want them right now. |
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Thinking... |
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I love the gooey mint filled squares. no, No, NO!
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