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November 8th 2004, 03:46 CET by Squeaky November 9: The most anticipated game of the year is released. Fuck all ya console hatas! |
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..antithetical to. There I go using a big word and thinking I'm oh so clever but I'm not oh so clever because I just go and fuck up the rest of the sentence. |
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Sure, the first time I get to use the "And you teach English?" combo, it is a collapsed joke and Yot is fucking anonymous mothers. Like it had any weight when someone who barely speaks English (me) criticizes someone else's grammar. Ease up Penguinx. |
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I prefer the golf club, or possibly the shovel.* *This post brought to you by GTA:SA* *Yes, I made myself try it and got hooked on it. Much better than 3 and VC, and the whole 90's gangstah thing pretty much dissolves away after the first batch of missions, when you head out to the countryside. no, No, NO!
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Your are stupid. Dood.
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#51 Anonymous Sure, the first time I get to use the "And you teach English?" combo, it is a collapsed joke and Yot is fucking anonymous mothers. Like it had any weight when someone who barely speaks English (me) criticizes someone else's grammar. Ease up Penguinx. Touchy! I wasn't being uber-critical. It was a small case of trolling. Thanks to UAC, I'm busier than a ten-peckered dog in a fire-hydrant factory!
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My copy of Halo 2 hasn't shipped from Amazon yet, this makes me sad. Actually, the liberalism of the media - as a general thing - IS a major fallacy. What the media is, is a whore. -LP
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And your are broken. no, No, NO!
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Hmm, but it does say shipping soon. That means if they are shipping from the Reno warehouse I could have it tomorrow! Actually, the liberalism of the media - as a general thing - IS a major fallacy. What the media is, is a whore. -LP
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And your are broken. I got that from the URL in your profile. Dood.
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Heh. I just had an old memory triggered by this creationism discussion. I was sitting in a lab for my Zoology course in college and we were going over a section on evolution. The guy next to me stood up and yelled "Come on people, we didn't evolve from monkeys!" Everyone ignored him and he sat back down, looking defeated. It was pretty damn funny. |
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That's gold. |
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Well we didn't evolve from monkeys. So the guy was right! Albeit for the wrong reasons. Nihil nequeo.
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Buh? |
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That's not a monkey. UAC! Fuck yeah!
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Monkey, gorilla, whatever. |
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...and thus was devised the Close Enough Theory of Evolution. |
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Monkeys and humans evolved from a common ancestor, etc. |
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If I'd evloved from a monkey, no way would I have given up the prehensile tail. Do you think I'm stupid? UAC! Fuck yeah!
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Is the prehensile tail capable of reach-arounding yourself? Thanks to UAC, I'm busier than a ten-peckered dog in a fire-hydrant factory!
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Much like a cape, a prehensile tail is just an invitation for disaster. |
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No tails dahling! |
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That entire sequence had me nearly in tears. I can't believe Brad Bird did the voice for her character. |
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A tail? God! Imagine what today's porn would look like! |
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Pay no attention as I run away and toss my beastiality collection into the fireplace. Thanks to UAC, I'm busier than a ten-peckered dog in a fire-hydrant factory!
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Not the kitten! Noooooo! |
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#72 Anonymous A tail? God! Imagine what today's porn would look like! The thought of a freshly shaved tail is a bit of a turnoff, yes. |
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#74 G-Man Not the kitten! Noooooo! I should post pictures later tonight of what those ravenous little beasts did to my hands. Their claws specifically single out the cuticle area of my fingers as good stabbing zones. They are right at the age where they are moving towards solid food and are becoming more frustrated with the bottle. This leads to scratching and carrying on. I look like I've been welding without gloves. Thanks to UAC, I'm busier than a ten-peckered dog in a fire-hydrant factory!
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Perhaps you need to wrap them in a blanket before feeding them. |
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Doesn't work. They squirm too much. It risks hurting them to spare my personal comfort. Thanks to UAC, I'm busier than a ten-peckered dog in a fire-hydrant factory!
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It's the American way. Dood.
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Bah. I'm sure your sausage hands will heal quickly enough. |
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I'm not in any pain. They just look awful. When I handle customers' money they kinda give me a, "Hmm, I wonder what flesh eating virus he has?" look, heh. Thanks to UAC, I'm busier than a ten-peckered dog in a fire-hydrant factory!
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If they give you dirty looks, you should grab their face and scream "THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!" |
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#78 Penguinx Doesn't work. They squirm too much. It risks hurting them to spare my personal comfort. YOU BIG BABY. Maybe you should let your wife wrap 'em up. Mac OSX--UNIX For Girls (tm)
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Heh. |
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Let me get this straight, I'm a baby for allowing them to claw me rather than put them in a position where they could hurt themselves? If one of you were present for a feeding you'd see why covering them up isn't feasible. They claw at the bottle like wild spazzes. Thanks to UAC, I'm busier than a ten-peckered dog in a fire-hydrant factory!
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YOU BIG BABY. I raised a two-week old kitten by wrapping it up in a towel and bottle feeding it several times daily. It was like feeding an ice cream cone. Mac OSX--UNIX For Girls (tm)
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And, of course, all kittens in the world display the exact same behavioural patterns. Thanks to UAC, I'm busier than a ten-peckered dog in a fire-hydrant factory!
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It's a scientific fact, you fool! |
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Someone hasn't studied the Myers-Alkiss Kitten Index. |
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Those numbers are bad psuedo-science and everyone knows it. Thanks to UAC, I'm busier than a ten-peckered dog in a fire-hydrant factory!
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That's what the Republicans want you to think. Game Developers: Don't forget the zombie monkeys.
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What about Titor? no, No, NO!
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I still think the best way to care for a cat involves a bucket of water. |
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...or an ice cream bucket. |
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I had a cat in Shenmue.... no, No, NO!
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The ice cream bucket is just a storage medium, it doesn't address the feeding/scratching issues. UAC! Fuck yeah!
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It wouldn't be so bad if I hadn't just spent a couple months enraptured by the bees, a feat of electronic storytelling which invested the Halo universe with such life and vigor that thoughts of playing Halo 2 were practically overpowering. I never know when I'm being reasonable, when the way I feel about something is actually appropriate to tell another person, so you'll have to forgive me for being disappointed that Halo 2 does not even attempt to resolve the epic conflicts it creates. It's like when you got the really big chocolate bunny at Easter, and all during dinner you imagined what sort of filling might be in there. It would never occur to you that there was nothing inside it, nothing but nothing, air from the tip of the ear down but there's not a Goddamn thing in there short of your fond fucking wishes. huh. |
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I join you in your huhing. no, No, NO!
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THAT type of obtuse Dennis Miller-wannabeing is what UAC needs to aspire to. |
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