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November 8th 2004, 03:46 CET by Squeaky November 9: The most anticipated game of the year is released. Fuck all ya console hatas! |
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At least you're playing, I chose the wrong shipping method from Amazon and my copy just shipped today, by the US Postal Service. I expect to be playing by next Monday. Actually, the liberalism of the media - as a general thing - IS a major fallacy. What the media is, is a whore. -LP
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Quick Steam question. I'm adding PC people to the list, and a few of the names give me about 20 choices. How do I pick the right person for Prostyle, Ergo and Wizard? Also, gaggle doesn't even show up as an option. Sorry, couldn't remember which thread we were discussing this in already. Actually, the liberalism of the media - as a general thing - IS a major fallacy. What the media is, is a whore. -LP
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Jeet- You're already done? How long have you had the game? |
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All in all, it took me about 10 hours to complete on Normal. That's just a guesstimate, maybe 12. I got it last Thursday, had to give it back Friday and got it back today. The game is very good, and the ending doesn't ruin the experience, but it just reeks of cutting to meet the deadline. The worst part is, there won't be a Halo 3 on this xbox and I doubt it'll be a launch title for the next xbox, or even a first generation title. So a long wait.... It wouldn't be so bad if you had some warning that the ending was so abrupt and unexpected. I really thought there would be one, maybe two more levels. Ah well, I can't complain about the game itself - if you liked Halo, there's lots more to love with Halo 2. Just brace yourself for the ending. no, No, NO!
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I'm UncleJeet on Steam....I doubt there are any more of me out in the world. At least, I hope not....for the world's sake. no, No, NO!
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Halo felt like they had to rush to finish it too. Hence the copy/paste levels. |
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#110 Jibble I see the bars in the candy aisle all the time...they cost a bit more, though. Also, I see the squares being sold individually at a lot of places. The caramel ones are good enough that I could easily split my stomach if given the proper amount of them. I've never even heard of the company until today... |
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#136 UncleJeet BE WARNED! Halo 2 has the WORST ENDING EVER. It just ends, in almost mid-mission. I understand leaving things open for a sequel, but it's as if they left out the entire climax and resolution of the entire game. I was watching this cinematic, and then grabbed my controller ready to play the end level(s) when it was over, only to be greeted with the credits. BAH! Didn't I make a post about the PA guys saying the same damn thing earlier? Oh wait, here it is: #97 Squeaky It wouldn't be so bad if I hadn't just spent a couple months enraptured by the bees, a feat of electronic storytelling which invested the Halo universe with such life and vigor that thoughts of playing Halo 2 were practically overpowering. I never know when I'm being reasonable, when the way I feel about something is actually appropriate to tell another person, so you'll have to forgive me for being disappointed that Halo 2 does not even attempt to resolve the epic conflicts it creates. It's like when you got the really big chocolate bunny at Easter, and all during dinner you imagined what sort of filling might be in there. It would never occur to you that there was nothing inside it, nothing but nothing, air from the tip of the ear down but there's not a Goddamn thing in there short of your fond fucking wishes. huh. |
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You pointless post accusing Jeet of posting pointlessly has made a point, one we would all be advised to learn from. It's a great place to meet girls!
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Wow, somebody broke the Half-Life 2 street date! Now you can unlock and play it on Steam! Comment Signature.
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#146 Your Friend Wow, somebody broke the Half-Life 2 street date! Now you can unlock and play it on Steam! Except... not. |
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#145 lwf You pointless post accusing Jeet of posting pointlessly has made a point, one we would all be advised to learn from. what point would that be? |
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Shutup. It's a great place to meet girls!
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Except... not. True. I was totally lying. Comment Signature.
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Why? It's a great place to meet girls!
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There was a code leak. |
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I hate when my code leaks. It's embarassing and I have to buy new pants. no, No, NO!
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So Gordons gestalt personality has devoured jeet now? |
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What? no, No, NO!
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Last panel |
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I think it is I who have devoured he! no, No, NO!
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Oh man...i wanna eat at BurgerBomb. You could add this to the crooked vagina comic. - Jibble
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Nice UAC. Although I'm tiring of the all-beige backgrounds. After watching Hero, I'm starting to think the single-colour shit that is the current fad in movie post-production is way beyond played out. Yeah, everything's red. Whoa, now it's blue. Durr bluh, now it's green. Hurble burble, yellow. WTF, is this Twister The Movie? Perhaps you could have UACs where each panel's background is layered with an iPod colour. Yeah, that would be novel for about a fortnight. |
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Oh and yay, Ilene got a bio. |
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Regarding HL2: If you buy it early from a store now, you won't be able to play it whatsoever. They changed their stance, and no one will be able to active their copy (if they bought it retail or on Steam) until 2:00 AM, November 16 CST. (My time, at least.) I think it's dumb to punish innocent retail users, but whatever. |
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I think they can do whatever the fuck they want regarding HL2 because everyone is a consumer whore. Nihil nequeo.
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Ilene has had a bio since she showed up. Stan has one now too. So, er...new UAC. |
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Stan's bio says he's hairless, but that sure looks like a fine mane of black hair complete with goatee. |
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I'm UncleJeet on Steam....I doubt there are any more of me out in the world. At least, I hope not....for the world's sake. Yeah, I only found one of you, just Prostyle, ergo and wzrd had a bunch of entries. If you buy it early from a store now, you won't be able to play it whatsoever. They changed their stance, and no one will be able to active their copy (if they bought it retail or on Steam) until 2:00 AM, November 16 CST. (My time, at least.) I knew they were lying when they said they'd release it as soon as someone broke the street date. Too many problems with the publisher. Bummer for the stores that do break the release date, they'll have customers returning the box saying it doesn't work. Actually, the liberalism of the media - as a general thing - IS a major fallacy. What the media is, is a whore. -LP
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#164 m0nty Stan's bio says he's hairless, but that sure looks like a fine mane of black hair complete with goatee. Yes, and Deacon can walk. Shut up. |
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PWNED |
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I don't even see it on there. Has horns, goat hooves and a tail. Red and angry. Hairless from the neck down. You're just making stuff up now. |
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I really, really hope there isn't a future UAC where Stan's hairlessness is proven. |
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JJ-- On Steam, I'm Ergowill. Mac OSX--UNIX For Girls (tm)
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hey i wish my steam friends list worked |
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If, in the future, you have Stan open up a burrito shop in Dallas with the help of Scott Miller, then I'll pledge my soul and blood for you, UAC! |
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And I go by 'wzrd' on steam. And xbox Live for that matter. "She told me to tell you to quit being such an anal-retentive pussy."- Ergo
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#172 yotsuya If, in the future, you have Stan open up a burrito shop in Dallas with the help of Scott Miller, then I'll pledge my soul and blood for you, UAC! We already made a Scott Miller burrito joke. One is our limit. |
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What part of "recycling our unfunny schtick" don't you understand? It's a great place to meet girls!
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Stan is finished with the fast-food business. His personality is much more suited to upselling videogame consumers. UAC! Fuck yeah!
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The part where we have no tangible newspost today. |
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Oh, hey, speak of the bastard non-newspost-poster... |
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I did my part! Yot, I like the tie in, but I always pictured Satan as a bank teller. Thanks to UAC, I'm busier than a ten-peckered dog in a fire-hydrant factory!
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#179 Penguinx I did my part! Damn right. You're the only one of us worth anything. |
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I actually took some time on last night's strip. It was the maiden voyage of a new brand of drawing pens. I waffled between the old and the new throughout and I think it shows a little. Still, I'm happy with the progress. Thanks to UAC, I'm busier than a ten-peckered dog in a fire-hydrant factory!
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Just don't do anything with the Stan character to remind people of South Park and you should be sweet. |
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m0nty, luckily I can't recall a single thing about the South Park satan other than he slept with Saddam. Thanks to UAC, I'm busier than a ten-peckered dog in a fire-hydrant factory!
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He also took a dive in a boxing match against Jesus, but since we don't have a Jesus character that shoudn't be hard to avoid. UAC! Fuck yeah!
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Wow, somebody broke the Half-Life 2 street date! Now you can unlock and play it on Steam! You have earned one Punch To The Balls(TM) if I ever meet you. re: Halo 2 It's Halo. Slightly disappointing in the "I always look for some improvement in a sequel" department, but overall, it's more Halo, so it's not bad by any means. But man, they didn't even fix framerate issues. Kinda sad. Also, they took out the Jumpy config, so now people who use Southpaw can't jump and run at the same time! Good job! Do-Re-Mi-Fa-SO-LONG-FUCKER!
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As long as Stan does not sing show tunes, there should be no confusion. The media doesn't educate, it sensationalizes. That's why there's no learning curve, just repeated bouts of gross stupidity. Bailey
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